Still not here! Still returning on Monday!
In the meantime, enjoy these adorably derpy animals, and check out the subreddit Animals Being Derps for so many more.
And as for that derp in the featured image, you can see more of him on his official Instagram page, atx_alvin.
cat activated the video doorbell after being locked outside from AnimalsBeingDerps
Floof from AnimalsBeingDerps
Horse doesn’t know how to handle a massage gun from AnimalsBeingDerps
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
9/11: Remembered: The Day We Came Together: A look back to the 2014 opening of the 9/11 Memorial Museum, back when we had a real President who actually cared about people. 7 p.m., ABC
The Duchess: Katherine Ryan stars as a single mom — and chaos agent — juggling her complicated life in this new comedy. Series premiere. Netflix
Rocky marathon: YO! ADRIAN! 2 p.m., VH1
SATURDAY
Coastal Elites: Bette Midler, Kaitlyn Dever, Dan Levy, Sarah Paulson, and Issa Rae star in this long primal scream against President Trump and everything that has gone to hell in this country. 7 p.m., HBO
48 Hours: 33rd season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Final Destination: A fact about this movie I did not know until recently: it was originally written to be an episode of The X-Files 9:15 p.m., IFC
SUNDAY
Our Cartoon President: In the season premiere, the GOP considers dropping Trump as their nominee. IF ONLY. 7:30 p.m., Showtime
The Masked Singer: It’s not the premiere episode, just a first-look at the upcoming season, but hey, that’s something, right? 7 p.m., Fox
Late Night:
- Jimmy Kimmel Live! (Friday): John David Washington, Snoh Aalegra, guest host Samuel L. Jackson
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9/11 Remembered: The Day We Came Together (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | MacGyver (repeat) |
Love Island (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Being Reuben (new) |
Being Reuben (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Love Island | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | MLB (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Stanley Cup Playoffs (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
Press Your Luck (repeat) |
Match Game (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Big Brother (new) |
Love Island (new) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | Fridge Wars (new) |
Supernatural (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
The Masked Singer (new) |
The 2020 Fox Fall Preview | Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |