This “suckers” and “losers” story isn’t going away anytime soon. And it shouldn’t.

Happy Labor Day! I hope you’re having a nice day off — whatever that looks like or means now.

Here’s a baby deer who has been spoiled by her rescuers:

Political Crap

The “suckers and losers” story continues to give the White House headaches, especially after Fox News, of all outlets, confirmed it through their own sources.

So, obviously, President Traitor is calling for Jennifer Griffin to be fired. Obviously.

Jennifer Griffin defended herself on Neil Cavuto’s show and noted that her sources are not “anonymous to the President.” LOOKING AT YOU, JOHN KELLY AND JIM MATTIS. Now, how about you guys step up and serve your country by confirming everything, my dudes?

President Coward also attacked The Atlantic, where the story first ran, and called for his followers to harass the widow of Steve Jobs who owns the magazine.

Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic defended their reporting, and it should be noted that in addition to Fox News, the A.P., and The Washington Post also confirmed the reporting.

To make matters worse, the same day The Atlantic story broke, news came that the White House was shutting down the long-running military newspaper Stars and Stripes, underscoring their disdain for the military. I left it off of my post on Friday because I was 1. STILL SO ANGRY and 2. Because I thought this decision was would be reversed to save face. And Just as I suspected, in the wake of “suckers and losers,” President Panic tweeted out that funding to the newspaper would not be cut under his watch. LOL, OK, LOSER.

And keep your eye on Defense Secretary Mark Esper. News is burbling that he might be the next to be thrown under the Trump bus.

Meanwhile, in a desperate attempt to stir up the culture war and distract everyone from “suckers and losers,” President Race Riot has made a bunch of bullshit moves, including banning all federal agencies from having diversity and racial sensitivity training — tweet-screaming that it is “anti-American” — and threatening to cut off federal funds to California if their schools teach the 1619 Project. He’s just trying to get people riled up so that they start screaming at each other instead of focusing on how appalling it is that the President of the United States openly hates our military men and women.

Not that he’s not profoundly racist! He’s definitely very racist! In his new book, Michael Cohen revealed that President White Nationalist hired a President Obama impersonator so that he could make a video in which he belittled and then fired him.

Also, Cohen confirmed what we already know: President Burning Cross disdains all Black people:

In the book, Cohen paints Trump’s “hatred and contempt” of Barack Obama as a full-fledged obsession, beginning long before his own 2016 presidential bid, according to CNN. Noting Trump’s “low opinion of all Black folks,” Cohen recalls him ranting after Obama’s victory in 2008: “Tell me one country run by a black person that isn’t a s—hole. They are all complete f—ing toilets.” When South African President Nelson Mandela died in 2013, Trump allegedly said, “Mandela f—ed the whole country up. Now it’s a s—hole. F— Mandela. He was no leader.” (CNN also notes Trump belittled and “fired” an actor playing Obama in a video, which was apparently supposed to air during the 2012 Republican National Convention.)

According to Cohen, per the Washington Post, Trump claimed Obama only got into Columbia University and Harvard Law School because of “f—ing affirmative action.” Cohen said that Trump—who, of course, helped fuel the racist birther crusade against Obama—privately described his predecessor as a “Manchurian candidate.” Also, during the 2016 campaign, Trump allegedly told Cohen, “I will never get the Hispanic vote. Like the Blacks, they’re too stupid to vote for Trump. They’re not my people.”

It’s no wonder Mr. Rogers’ widow thinks he’s a “horrible person.” Because he is. Thank you, Mrs. Rogers.

Oh, and finally, a bunch of MAGAlings tried to have a boat parade for President Dear Leader on Lake Travis outside of Austin this weekend. The boats eschewed basic boating safety, and the larger boats went too fast and too close to other boats, creating massive waves that sank a bunch of the smaller boats.

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Going Viral

Bruce Williamson, the former lead singer of The Temptations, has passed from COVID complications. He is one of the more than 190,000 Americans who have now died from this virus. By next week, we will surpass 200,000.

Tiffany Haddish revealed in a recorded conversation with Dr. Fauci that she tested positive but did not have any symptoms.

Michael Rooker, Merle Dixon from The Walking Dead, also contracted the virus, and it sounds like it hit him a lot harder.

Burning Man has been canceled, but people are still showing up to the Black Rock Desert playa because people are dumb.

Tyler Perry has managed to wrap another season of another show in his quarantine bubble.

The Gossip Girl reboot for HBO Max is set to begin filming in New York in October.

All Other TV News

Jason Momoa joining The Witcher would create entirely unfair levels of hotness for one series. The world is not ready.

LOL, someone told Kit Harington back in season three that Jon Snow would kill the Night King. OH WELL.

This is just a very good look back at the most memorable Real Housewives reunion moments. Related: all of the Real Housewives franchises move to Peacock on September 20.

Here are a bunch of questions for Evil, season two, which is not set to return anytime soon. Still! It’s a good reminder of what a fun, dark little show it is.

For Outlander fans looking to plan a vacation, here’s a guide to Outlander‘s filming locations you can visit, just as soon as we can leave this country again.

Made by Maddie, an animated series, has been pulled from Nickelodeon’s schedule after complaints that it was ripping off the Oscar-winning animated film, “Hair Love.”


  • Doc Martin will end on TV with the tenth season.

In Development

  • Closure, a family funeral home drama, is being developed at CBS.
  • Shenmue, an anime series, is being made at Adult Swim.
  • Dancing Queens, a drama film, in the works at Netflix.

Casting News

  • Alan Ritchson has been cast as Jack Reacher in Amazon’s upcoming Jack Reacher series.

Mark Your Calendar

  • Mank, David Fincher’s first movie since Gone Girl, will debut on Netflix sometime later this year. (Great. Now go make some more Mindhunter, pls.)


Lou Brock, St. Louis Cardinal Hall of Famer

Jiri Menzel, Oscar-winning director

Mike Sexton, Member of the Poker Hall of Fame and commentator for the World Poker Tour

Annie Cordy, Belgian actress

Birol Ünel, Turkish actor

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The Bachelor — The Greatest Seasons Ever!: There is a strong argument that Juan Pablo was the Worst Bachelor Ever. The season finale of The Bachelor — GOAT is here to remind us why. EES OK. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

American Ninja Warrior: Season 12 premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Devil’s Road: The True Story of Ed and Lorraine Warren: You know that paranormal investigating couple in The Conjuring movies? They were real people, and this documentary explores their most famous investigations. 8 p.m., Travel

Pool Boy Nightmare: The Jerry Falwell Jr. Story. I’M SORRY, IT WAS JUST TOO EASY. 7 p.m., Lifetime


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