‘Star Trek: Picard,’ The Grammys, ‘Awkwafina is Nora from Queens’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

All American: Dillon and Spencer find themselves confronted by the police. Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Black Lightning: Blackbird faces new challenges in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Prodigal Son: The FBI and the NYPD team up to try to save Malcolm. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Love Island: I’m only including this so that I can post Kombucha Girl’s amazing Love Island impersonations. She’s from Texas, y’all. Hulu

TUESDAY

The Conners: Becky brings her new boyfriend home in the winter premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Bless This Mess: Mike and Rio need to decide on a crop. Winter premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Project Blue Book: Things are getting hinky in Roswell in the season premiere. 9 p.m., History

WEDNESDAY

Awkwafina is Nora from Queens: Does anyone else think it’s weird that Awkwafina, who is a bonafide award-winning movie star, is now doing a Comedy Central series? It’s like her career is moving in reverse. But hey, I’ll take it. Series premiere.  9:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Riverdale: Jughead has to pick a side. Winter premiere.  8 p.m. The CW

Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak: Hey, have y’all heard about this new flu that is starting to break out across China? No reason. Netflix

THURSDAY

Star Trek: Picard: This is finally happening, my Star Trek nerd friends. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS All Access

Station 19: A car goes into a bar … is not the start of a joke but a BIG EMERGENCY on the winter premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Grey’s Anatomy: The whole bar thing is also the set up for the crossover with Grey’s. Winter premiere.  8 p.m., ABC

Outmatched: Like The Big Bang Theory, but with kids and Jason Biggs. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox

A Million Little Things: Sophie is still SO PISSED at her mother. Winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

The Bold Type: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform

Perfect Harmony: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., NBC

FRIDAY

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Sabrina goes to Hell. Season premiere. Netflix

Shrill: Aidy Bryant is the literal best. Season premiere.  Hulu

The Ranch: Final season premiere. Netflix

The Goop Lab with Gwyneth Paltrow: Don’t watch this, it will only encourage her nonsense. Netflix

SATURDAY

The Curse of La Llorna: A ghost who lost her own children menaces other families. 7 p.m., HBO

Saturday Night Live: Adam Driver and Halsey 10:30 p.m., NBC

Flirty Dancing: You know that thing when networks decide to kill off a low-rated show by running out the remaining episodes on a Saturday night? That’s happening here. Series finale. 7 p.m., Fox

SUNDAY

The Grammys: Music prizes. 7 p.m., CBS; Red Carpet Coverage begins at 3 p.m., on E! and 6 p.m. on CBS

The Circus: Just in time for the primary season to get jumping. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime

Our Cartoon President: It no longer is satire. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Showtime

Shameless: Season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime

The L Word: Generation Q: Season finale. 10 p.m., Showtime

Work in Progress: Season finale. 11 p.m., Showtime

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