MONDAY
All American: Dillon and Spencer find themselves confronted by the police. Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Black Lightning: Blackbird faces new challenges in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Prodigal Son: The FBI and the NYPD team up to try to save Malcolm. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Love Island: I’m only including this so that I can post Kombucha Girl’s amazing Love Island impersonations. She’s from Texas, y’all. Hulu
Love Island Pt 2 🤪🇬🇧 @LoveIsland u ask and I shall deliver pic.twitter.com/Zcz27Hy2h4
— brittany (@Brittany_broski) September 2, 2019
TUESDAY
The Conners: Becky brings her new boyfriend home in the winter premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Bless This Mess: Mike and Rio need to decide on a crop. Winter premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Project Blue Book: Things are getting hinky in Roswell in the season premiere. 9 p.m., History
WEDNESDAY
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens: Does anyone else think it’s weird that Awkwafina, who is a bonafide award-winning movie star, is now doing a Comedy Central series? It’s like her career is moving in reverse. But hey, I’ll take it. Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Riverdale: Jughead has to pick a side. Winter premiere. 8 p.m. The CW
Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak: Hey, have y’all heard about this new flu that is starting to break out across China? No reason. Netflix
THURSDAY
Star Trek: Picard: This is finally happening, my Star Trek nerd friends. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS All Access
Station 19: A car goes into a bar … is not the start of a joke but a BIG EMERGENCY on the winter premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Grey’s Anatomy: The whole bar thing is also the set up for the crossover with Grey’s. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Outmatched: Like The Big Bang Theory, but with kids and Jason Biggs. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
A Million Little Things: Sophie is still SO PISSED at her mother. Winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Bold Type: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform
Perfect Harmony: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Sabrina goes to Hell. Season premiere. Netflix
Shrill: Aidy Bryant is the literal best. Season premiere. Hulu
The Ranch: Final season premiere. Netflix
The Goop Lab with Gwyneth Paltrow: Don’t watch this, it will only encourage her nonsense. Netflix
SATURDAY
The Curse of La Llorna: A ghost who lost her own children menaces other families. 7 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Live: Adam Driver and Halsey 10:30 p.m., NBC
Flirty Dancing: You know that thing when networks decide to kill off a low-rated show by running out the remaining episodes on a Saturday night? That’s happening here. Series finale. 7 p.m., Fox
SUNDAY
The Grammys: Music prizes. 7 p.m., CBS; Red Carpet Coverage begins at 3 p.m., on E! and 6 p.m. on CBS
The Circus: Just in time for the primary season to get jumping. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime
Our Cartoon President: It no longer is satire. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Showtime
Shameless: Season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime
The L Word: Generation Q: Season finale. 10 p.m., Showtime
Work in Progress: Season finale. 11 p.m., Showtime