It’s one of those days when I regret to inform you that I do not have TV news to share with you. Oh, there is TV news out there, I just am not in a place to do anything about it as I am traveling about. Instead, I’m going to offer you a few ridiculous videos:
Here we have Japanese zoo employees running escaped animal drills. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS:
And if that delighted you as much as it delighted me, there is a Twitter account, @mondomascots, that covers the amazing world of Japanese mascots that I urge you to check out.
This boat is theirs now:
And if you haven’t seen this cat who says “Well, hi!” in a southern drawl, today is your lucky day. This changes everything:
WATCH THIS
The Bachelor: Demi is there for some reason, organizing an “extreme pillow fight club” and I just have a lot of things to say about THAT. 7 p.m., ABC
All American: Dillon and Spencer find themselves confronted by the police. Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Black Lightning: Blackbird faces new challenges in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Prodigal Son: The FBI and the NYPD team up to try to save Malcolm. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Love Island: I’m only including this so that I can post Kombucha Girl’s amazing Love Island impersonations. She’s from Texas, y’all. Hulu
Love Island Pt 2 🤪🇬🇧 @LoveIsland u ask and I shall deliver pic.twitter.com/Zcz27Hy2h4
— brittany (@Brittany_broski) September 2, 2019
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ken Jeong, Kate Upton, Old Dominion
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Michael Moore, June Diane Raphael, Adam Marcello
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jim Gaffigan, Tom Steyer
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Michael Peña, Meg Myers
- The Daily Show: Mary Frances Berry
- Conan: Josh Gad
- Lights Out with David Spade: Punkie Johnson, Brad Garrett, Erik Griffin
- Watch What Happens Live: Jerry O’Connell, Ashton Pienaar
- A Little Late with Lily Singh: Awkwafina
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Bachelor (new) |
The Good Doctor (new) |
| CBS | The Neighbor-hood (new) |
Bob Hearts Abishola (new) |
All Rise (new) |
Bull (new) |
| CW | All American (new) |
Black Lightning (new) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1: Lone Star (new) |
Prodigal Son (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent: The Champions (new) |
Manifest (new) |
Don’t know if you are keeping up with Manifest, but they saw your bad CGI Wolf and raised you a bad CGI Gargoyle. Phenomenal.