The season finale of ‘The Bachelorette,’ the series finales of ‘Jane the Virgin,’ and ‘iZombie,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: Part one of the finale of the most emotionally exhausting season of The Bachelorette yet.  7 p.m., ABC

Lights Out with David Spade: In which Comedy Central tries to make Colbert’s time slot work with David Spade. Good luck, guys! Series premiere. 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Below Deck Mediterranean: I don’t watch these shows, but this episode is 75 minutes long, so something important must happen? 8 p.m., Bravo

TUESDAY

Democratic Presidential Debate, Part the First: Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, Beto O’Rourke, Amy Klobuchar, Marianne Williamson, John Delaney, John Hickenlooper, Tim Ryan, and Steve Bullock. 7 p.m., CNN

The Bachelorette Finale, Part 2: I’m rooting for Tyler as he might be the only man on this show who didn’t have a girlfriend when filming began. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It?: Whitney Cummings is not my thing, but they keep giving her TV shows, so she must be someone’s thing. Netflix

Babe: The best movie about a pig who herds sheep ever made (and one of the top three kids’ movies of all time). 7 p.m., Starz Kids & Family

WEDNESDAY

Jane the Virgin: I’m not ready for this wonderful little telenovela to end — it genuinely was one of the best and healthiest representations of female relationships I’ve ever seen on TV. Adios, Jane. Two-hour series finale. 7 p.m., The CW

Democratic Presidential Debate, Part the Second: Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Julian Castro, Andrew Yang, Jay Inslee, Tulsi Gabbard, Kirsten Gillibrand, Bill de Blasio, and Michael Bennet. 7 p.m., CNN

Four Weddings and a Funeral: Mindy Kaling has turned the classic romantic movie into a series and its receiving solid reviews. Series premiere. Hulu

Sherman’s Showcase: A loving spoof of Soul Train partially inspired by Documentary Now!, this show looks delightfully bonkers. Series premiere. 9 p.m., IFC

Unmasking Jihadi John: Anatomy of a Terrorist: A documentary about what led to the radicalization of a British student and his recruitment into ISIS. 7 p.m., HBO

THURSDAY

iZombie: The zombie war comes to an end in this quirky little series. R.I.P. iZombie. Series finale. 7 p.m., The CW

The Real Housewives of Orange County: How They Got Here: I mean, through a lot of white wine and narcissistic personality disorders, duh. 9:30 p.m., Bravo

No One Saw a Thing: The Killing of Ken Rex McElroy: I saw this story on Drunk History! So there was this guy in a small town who was SUCH AN ASSHOLE that when someone finally murdered him, in broad daylight, with plenty of witnesses, the entire town conspired to protect the murderer. Series premiere. 10 p.m., Sundance

FRIDAY

A Black Lady Sketch Show: Robin Thede and Issa Rae bring us this new sketch comedy series that looks pretty terrific: 10 p.m., HBO

Dear White People: Season three is here. Season premiere. Netflix

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: Season three. Netflix

Descendants 3: The third Descendants movie opens under a cloud of sadness, as co-star Cameron Boyce passed away only three weeks ago. 7 p.m., Disney

Swamp Thing: Series finale — sadly ended before it was ever given a chance. DC Universe

Derry Girls: Second season of the comedy set in Derry, Northern Ireland during the Troubles. Netflix

SATURDAY

The Favourite: I could go on and on about this batshit crazy movie that turns what you know about historical dramas on its head, but I’ll just leave it at this is the most fun you’ll have in a movie about Queen Anne, I promise. 7 p.m., HBO

Back to the Future marathon: The original Back to the Future came out in 1985. That was 39 years ago. Marty McFly only went back 30 years in time. I am so old. 5 p.m., Starz Encore

Million Dollar Mile: So this show that I know absolutely nothing about, it’s ending. Season finale. 7 p.m., CBS

SUNDAY

Preacher: APOCALYPSE TIME! Final season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC

Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj: Fourth season premiere.  Netflix

Euphoria: Season finale. 9 p.m., HBO

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