MONDAY
The Neighborhood: Cedric the Entertainer and Schmidt teach us that gentrification is hilarious. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Queen of the World: In this documentary, we learn that Queen Elizabeth is a bad bitch. 7 p.m., HBO
Happy Together: Damon Wayans Jr. and the pretty lady from Ghosted live with a Harry Styles-wannabe in this new sitcom. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
TUESDAY
Below Deck: Captain Lee and the crew head to Tahiti for an all-new season. 8 p.m., Bravo
Student Athlete: This documentary follows the lives of four athletes and the exploitive world of high-revenue college sports.The NCAA is really gross, y’all. 9 p.m., HBO
Frontline: Trump’s Showdown: A look inside the Mueller investigation and Trump’s fight against it. 8:30 p.m., PBS
WEDNESDAY
The Chicago Series Crossover: The three Chicago series have the inevitable crossover event. 7 p.m., NBC
SEAL Team: “Jason and Bravo Team head to the Gulf of Guinea to rescue American hostages after an oil platform is overtaken by armed militants.” Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Criminal Minds: “Reid and Garcia are abducted by Benjamin Merva, and it’s up to the rest of the team to find them.” Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
THURSDAY
Superstore: Amy and Jonah return from suspension in the season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Star Trek: Short Treks: A series of four standalone episodes set in the Star Trek universe. Series premiere. CBS All Access
Will & Grace: “Grace’s run-in with a curmudgeonly man she follows on Twitter hints at a possible new love interest.” Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Station 19: The season begins with a Very Special Crossover with Grey’s Anatomy. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
FRIDAY
Big Mouth: The entire second season of the astonishingly filthy series about puberty. Netflix
Into the Dark: A new horror anthology series based around … holidays? FOR IT. Series premiere. Hulu
Dancing Queen: Alyssa Edwards teaches young girls to dance. FOR IT. Series premiere. Netflix
Man in the High Castle: Season three is supposed to get very sci-fi. Season premiere. Amazon
Fresh Off the Boat: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar guest star alert. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Speechless: John Cleese guest star alert. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Child Support: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Z Nation: Doc and the others finally arrive in Newmerica in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Syfy
Van Helsing: “Vanessa is once again resurrected and must confront her family’s legacy.” Season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy
SATURDAY
Flight of the Conchords: Live from London: You’re either a “Flight of the Conchords” person or you are not, there is no in between. 9 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Live: Awkwafina and H-Town’s own Travis Scott. 10:30 p.m., NBC
You Might be the Killer: A horror-comedy about a camp counselor who lost his memory and might be a serial killer. It’s based on a twitter thread between two writers from last summer … read it for yourself, it’s great. 6 p.m., Syfy
Start here by clicking on the date of the tweet:
SUNDAY
Doctor Who: She’s finally here! The premiere will also air on BBC at 7 p.m., but if you want to watch it at the same time it premieres across the pond … 12:45 p.m., BBC America
The Walking Dead: Time jump! Season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
Dancing with the Stars: Juniors: Ugh, no thanks. It was a small mercy from you people that you didn’t choose this for me to hate-blog, honestly. Series premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Madam Secretary: Madeleine Albright, Hillary Clinton, and Colin Powell guest star alert. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Shark Tank: Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Star Wars Resistance: Series premiere. 9 p.m., Disney
Get Shorty: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Epix
The NCAA is so gross. No matter how that sentence is framed, it’s an understatement
https://deadspin.com/report-crowdfunding-drives-for-college-football-player-1829454739