Listen. LISTEN. I am not going to lie to you: there is a ton of TV news out there right now, but I can’t get to it because I have to go walk around lower Manhattan with my family right now. Instead, I leave you with some TV listings, a couple of suggestions of what you could watch tonight if you have live TV — which I do not, and which will SPOILER ALERT! delay my recap of The Bachelorette finale significantly — and this video of a sea otter hopping into a woman’s kayak with the intention to steal her shoes. It’s the best I got.
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The Bachelorette: Annnnnnd it’s the three-hour finale in which Becca chooses some guy — Garrett, she’s going to choose Garrett. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Better Call Saul: Jimmy copes with Chuck’s death in the season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
Lodge 49: Wyatt Russell stars in this new series about a deadbeat who joins a lodge. Or something. Series premiere. 9 p.m., AMC
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Glenn Close, Finn Wolfhard, LAUV Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lester Holt, Alicia Silverstone, Bryce Vine, Joey Castillo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Chris Hayes, Rob Corddry, Regina Spektor The Late Late Show with James Corden: Keanu Reeves, Peter Stormare, LANY Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jason Bateman, “Bachelorette” Becca Kufrin and her new fiance, Meghan Trainor The Daily Show: Stacey Abrams Watch What Happens Live: Emily Simpson, Brooklyn Decker
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Bachelorette (new) |
| CBS | Mom (repeat) |
Life in Pieces (repeat) |
Salvation (new) |
Elementary (new) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Whose Line is it Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line is it Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | So You Think You Can Dance (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (new) |
Dateline (new) |