No TV news, just a shoe-stealing sea otter.

Listen. LISTEN. I am not going to lie to you: there is a ton of TV news out there right now, but I can’t get to it because I have to go walk around lower Manhattan with my family right now. Instead, I leave you with some TV listings, a couple of suggestions of what you could watch tonight if you have live TV — which I do not, and which will SPOILER ALERT! delay my recap of The Bachelorette finale significantly — and this video of a sea otter hopping into a woman’s kayak with the intention to steal her shoes. It’s the best I got.


The Bachelorette: Annnnnnd it’s the three-hour finale in which Becca chooses some guy — Garrett, she’s going to choose Garrett. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Better Call Saul: Jimmy copes with Chuck’s death in the season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC

Lodge 49: Wyatt Russell stars in this new series about a deadbeat who joins a lodge. Or something. Series premiere.  9 p.m., AMC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Glenn Close, Finn Wolfhard, LAUV Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lester Holt, Alicia Silverstone, Bryce Vine, Joey Castillo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Chris Hayes, Rob Corddry, Regina Spektor The Late Late Show with James Corden: Keanu Reeves, Peter Stormare, LANY Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jason Bateman, “Bachelorette” Becca Kufrin and her new fiance, Meghan Trainor The Daily Show: Stacey Abrams Watch What Happens Live: Emily Simpson, Brooklyn Decker

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Bachelorette
Life in Pieces
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Whose Line is it Anyway?
FOX So You Think You Can Dance
NBC American Ninja Warrior



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