Still no TV news, still no Bachelorette recap.
Instead, in keeping with the, “I am stealing your time” theme I’ve been working on this week, here’s a rescue beaver who steals items from his mom’s house to build makeshift dams in the hallway. I’m sure there is a good dam or beaver joke in there somewhere, but I’m too busy to make it. I’ll see you kids tomorrow with a real post!
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Bachelor in Paradise: Let the battle of Colton and Jordan resume! Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Castaways: Like Lost but without the polar bears, smoke monsters and all the other cool stuff that made Lost cool. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Wrecked: Or, alternatively, here’s the sitcom version of Lost. Season premiere. 9 p.m., TBS
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Seth Rogen, Spike Lee, Big Boi Late Night with Seth Meyers: Taylor Schilling, Brendan Gleeson, Jason Kander, Joey Castillo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Joe Manganiello, Sen. Cory Booker The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kris Jenner, Ben Schwartz Jimmy Kimmel Live: Megan Mullally, John Cho, Juice WRLD The Daily Show: Rob Corddry Watch What Happens Live: Ann Dowd, Jake Tapper
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Bachelor in Paradise (new) |
Castaways (new) |
| CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
Bull (repeat) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
| CW | The 100 (new) |
The Outpost (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Beat Shazam (new) |
Love Connection (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Making It (new) |