A baby beaver who steals things to make dams in his house, but no TV news.

Still no TV news, still no Bachelorette recap.

Instead, in keeping with the, “I am stealing your time” theme I’ve been working on this week, here’s a rescue beaver who steals items from his mom’s house to build makeshift dams in the hallway. I’m sure there is a good dam or beaver joke in there somewhere, but I’m too busy to make it. I’ll see you kids tomorrow with a real post!



Bachelor in Paradise: Let the battle of Colton and Jordan resume! Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Castaways: Like Lost but without the polar bears, smoke monsters and all the other cool stuff that made Lost cool. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Wrecked: Or, alternatively, here’s the sitcom version of Lost. Season premiere. 9 p.m., TBS

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Seth Rogen, Spike Lee, Big Boi Late Night with Seth Meyers: Taylor Schilling, Brendan Gleeson, Jason Kander, Joey Castillo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Joe Manganiello, Sen. Cory Booker The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kris Jenner, Ben Schwartz Jimmy Kimmel Live: Megan Mullally, John Cho, Juice WRLD The Daily Show: Rob Corddry Watch What Happens Live: Ann Dowd, Jake Tapper


TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Bachelor in Paradise
NCIS: New Orleans
CW The 100
The Outpost
FOX Beat Shazam
Love Connection
NBC America’s Got Talent
Making It

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