Stephen Colbert has Trump’s new slogan for 2020: Make America Big, Fat and Sloppy Again.
Seth Meyers takes A Closer Look at Trump dodging the press all week to the point of lying about the weather, and wonders why Trump is so weird.
Jimmy Kimmel has a special offer: all of Michael Cohen’s secret recordings for a low, low price:
James Corden has even more Trump Tapes:
Jimmy Fallon: “The next time you complain about your job, think of the guy who has to read 40,000 Trump tweets.”
Trevor Noah opens his mind to Trump, and admits that Trump is fixing the problems he’s creating:
Seth Meyers has many jokes about Betsy DeVos’ yacht because “it’s the best thing that happened. “Also, the Beyoncé joke in here? ~Italian Chef Kiss~
Amber Ruffin has some thoughts about R. Kelly: