Stephen Colbert calls Trump a “racist, horny old burger goblin” and who am I to argue?

Stephen Colbert takes comfort in Trump claiming that what we are reading and seeing isn’t happening, because what he’s seeing is that the President is “a racist horny old burger goblin who literally steals children from poor people.”

Jimmy Fallon gave another crazy-ass detail about yesterday’s VFW speech: Trump made everyone listen to “God Bless the USA” while he just stood there on the stage. No jokes are funnier than this footage.

James Corden notes that the only thing Trump has been rough on Russia is their hotel bedsheets:

Seth Meyers checks in on the horror show that Betsy Devos has turned the Department of Education into. See? It’s not just Trump who is ruining this country!

Seth Meyers knows where Dummy Jr. and his girlfriend’s awful new nickname comes from:

Trevor Noah shows us how Trump is coming for animals and the environment because Trump is a goddamn villain.

In a non-political bit, Jimmy Kimmel forces one of his writers to confront that he is a hoarder — OF AWESOME STUFF.

Leave a Reply