‘The Bachelorette,’ ‘Arrested Development,’ ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: Let’s do the dam– ugh. I can’t. I just … I can’t. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Lucifer: Surprise! Though the devilish series was canceled by Fox, they had already filmed two episodes for the next season. Fox is burning them off tonight.  7 p.m., Fox

John McCain: For Whom the Bell Tolls: Portrait of a maverick. 7 p.m., HBO

iZombie: Everyone works together to help Liv in the season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Cults and Extreme Belief: A look at that batshit crazy sex cult NXIVM.  9 p.m., A&E

TUESDAY

Arrested Development: Well, season five is here. Let’s all try to enjoy it with this terrible taste in our mouths. Netflix

America’s Got Talent: Let the auditions begin. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Beat Shazam: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Love Connection: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Animal Kingdom: The boys figure out what to do in the wake of the shooting in the season premiere. 8 p.m., TNT

Queen Sugar: Season premiere. 9 p.m., OWN

World of Dance: Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

WEDNESDAY

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: The fourth and final season of the Netflix comedy whose cast didn’t disappoint me. Netflix

The Americans: In the series finale, the Jennings face a choice that will change their lives forever. 9 p.m., FX

American Ninja Warrior: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

MasterChef: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Reverie: In this new series, a hostage negotiator helps retrieve people from a virtual reality program. I don’t know. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

THURSDAY

NBA Finals: As of this writing, who knows who will be playing in this, but we can hope it’s the Rockets. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Starship Troopers: Come on you apes, you wanna live forever? 10:20 p.m., Logo

Terms of Endearment: In case you were looking for a good cry. 6 p.m., Showtime 2

FRIDAY

C.B. Strike: This new crime series is based on books written by J.K. Rowling under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Cinemax

The Pistol Shrimps: A documentary about a amateur basketball league that Audrey Plaza plays on? Sure. OK. Starz.com

Phenoms: A new docuseries about soccer — I’m sorry, FOOTBALL — ahead of the World Cup. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

SATURDAY

Balde Runner 2049: Beebots. Beep Boop. 8 p.m., HBO

Twin Peaks marathon: Dougie! 4:35 a.m., Showtime 2

SUNDAY

Pose: Ryan Murphy’s new series about the ball-culture world of the 1980s. 8 p.m., FX

Wrong Man: A new documentary series looking into the cases of three men who may have been wrongfully convicted of crimes. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Starz

Succession: “Media magnate and Waystar Royco CEO Logan Roy shocks his family, who are anxiously awaiting his imminent retirement, by announcing at his 80th birthday party that he’s staying on indefinitely, a decision that ignites tension among his ambitious children and heirs apparent.” This is not based on the Murdochs. (This is totally based on the Murdochs.) 9 p.m., HBO

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