Here’s a bunch of ‘Walking Dead’ crap to tide you over until I can get around to the recaps. You’re welcome?

So, I’m falling SUPER behind on The Walking Dead — already behind on two episodes and thanks to a busy weekend ahead of me, there’s no chance I’m catching up before a third airs. I’M SORRY. To make amends, here’s a bunch of Walking Dead news for you that has been piling up for the last couple of weeks. (It’s weak, but it’s all I’ve got.)

This season’s finale along with the premiere of Fear the Walking Dead will screen in movie theaters across the country, which will be on April 15, and as God is my witness, I will have caught up by then. Find theaters near you here.

The best reason to watch the upcoming season of Fear the Walking Dead? Garret Dillahunt.

Gabriel = Samson.

Carol + Daryl 4Eva.

Here’s a closer look at the naked zombie from the mid-season premiere, you weirdos:

I don’t care how big a fan you are, don’t tattoo things on your head.

In other TV news:

Bust out the popcorn because Sunday’s 60 Minutes interview with Stormy Daniels IS ON.

General Hospital picked up 26 Daytime Emmy nominations, whereas Days of Our Lives and The Young and the Restless each earned 25. Here are some General Hospital cast members talking about the craziest things their characters have done.

Will Fargo’s fourth season take place in the distant past? MAYBE. What we do know is that we won’t be getting it anytime soon, boo.

Here is an interview with Chris Carter following last night’s X-Files‘ finale. Don’t read if you haven’t watched yet, as it is very spoilery. One non-spoiler, however, is Carter’s thoughts about the show’s future considering Gillian Anderson has said she is not returning: “I can’t imagine there wouldn’t be more X-Files, in some shape or form. I think there are lots more stories to tell and ways to tell them. I’m leaving this as a giant cliffhanger, and Gillian has announced that she’s not coming back. Hard-core X-Files fans know there have been no real endings on the show.”

American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace ended on an ambiguous note last night. Here’s what the actors and producers thought about it, and here are the details of Andrew Cunanan’s actual suicide.

And here are the details of the next season of American Crime Story, based in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The fourth season sounds like it might be based on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and the team is looking for their own Making a Murderer season, based on an unfamiliar crime story.

BRILLIANT IDEA: AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE SCRANTON STRANGLER.

They’re already talking about 9-1-1 spinoffs.

Monty Python’s entire catalog is coming to Netflix. But while British subscribers will have access to the movies and shows on April 15, American audiences are going to have to wait until later in the year, boo.

Netflix is adding a warning video at the beginning of each season of 13 Reasons Why.

Netflix has its own font now.

The Dragon Pit will return.

That time when Cersei and The Mountain got engaged.

Frank Oz disapproves of Disney’s handling of The Muppets. “They don’t get the true rebellion and true affection underneath those characters.”

Smash: the not-good series that refuses to die.

I don’t know, but maybe don’t be surprised if a news show cancels your appearance when you retweet something nasty about the host?

It turns out the president of ESPN abruptly resigned in December because he was being blackmailed by his cocaine dealer. Huh.

Finally, here are two posts that tell the definitive timeline of Dummy Jr.’s and Aubrey O’Day’s affair and now let us never speak of it again. 

Time’s Up

Fred Savage and Fox are being sued by a female crew member claiming Savage of created a hostile work environment on the set of The Grinder by verbally abusing her and hitting her several times. Fox has investigated the claim and found no evidence of wrongdoing. Savage denies the claims.

Nell Scovell is not a household name, but women in TV writing and comedy need to know who she is. And on the #MeToo movement, she had this insight: “That behavior needs to be made socially unacceptable. It needs to be like farting in public. If you rub a woman’s shoulders, it’s like ripping a huge fart. Everyone should look at it and go ‘Ew!’”

Pam Dawber reveals that Robin Williams was appallingly inappropriate on the set of Mork & Mindy, but shrugs that it was the 70s.

Renewals

Casting

In Development

Mark Your Calendars

  • USA announced that Colony is returning on May 2; Queen of the South on June 21; Shooter on June 21; Chrisley Knows Best on May 8; and The Cromarties on May 8.
  • Cobra Kai premieres on May 2 on YouTube Red.
  • Queen Sugar returns on  OWN on May 29.
  • Younger returns on TV Land on June 5.
  • Jay Leno’s Garage returns on CNBC on April 19.

R.I.P.

Frank Avruch, A.K.A. Bozo the Clown

WATCH THIS

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Christina Aguilera guest judges on the 10th season premiere. 7 p.m., VH1

Station 19: It’s a two-hour premiere for the Grey’s firehouse spinoff. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

PortlandiaThe Mayor secure deals all over town for the Portland marathon in the series finale. 9 p.m., IFC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Will Smith, Fran Lebowitz, Billie Eilish Late Night with Seth Meyers: Tyler Perry, Ben Mendelsohn, McKay Coppins, Lil’ John Roberts The Late Late Show with James Corden: Freddie Highmore, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Adam Cayton-Holland Jimmy Kimmel Live: Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Chloe x Halle The Daily Show: RuPaul The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Sen. Cory Booker Watch What Happens Live: Bill Hader, Jay Pharoah

 

THURS 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Grey’s Anatomy
(new)
Station 19
(new)
CBS NCAA Basketball
(live)
CW Supernatural
(repeat)
Arrow
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX Gotham
(new)
Showtime at the Apollo
(new)
News/Local
NBC Superstore
(new)
A.P. Bio
(new)
Chicago Fire
(new)
Chicago Fire
(new)

 

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