The poll is closed and the results are in: You people are monsters.

The numbers have been crunched and you people are officially monsters.

THE ORVILLE?? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYY? You all know that I hate Seth MacFarlane with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So now I hate all of you who voted for The Orville with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. Hope you’re happy with yourselves.

Got questions about last night’s big reveal on This Is Us? Scroll over for spoilers if you’ve already watched: yes, that was the Pearson’s house that burned down; yes, it has something to do with Jack’s death; the kids were at Miguel’s house in that scene; and yes, it was confusing. 

Game of Thrones revealed the directors for the final season, and it looks like Benioff and Weiss will be taking on the finale themselves.

In other Game of Thrones news, they’ve listed seven new roles (mostly small roles, don’t get too excited).

Y’all, Y’ALL, you are not going to make the next Game of Thrones just by throwing a bunch of money at a project.

Ohhhh, so that’s where 30 Rock is going …

Here are 100 “secrets” about the 100th episode of The Walking Dead.

People love them some Sheldon.

The Paley Center for Media is going to honor the great Betty White.

Amy Palladino signed a deal with Amazon to make shows for them, but it contains a clause that leaves open the possibility for more Gilmore Girls at Netflix. Doesn’t mean there will be more Gilmore Girls, just that there might be.

So Megyn Kelly had the cast of Will & Grace on her hour of The Today Show and then this dumb bitch went and asked a superfan of Will & Grace, “Is it true you became a lawyer, and you became gay, because of Will?” YA, I KNOW. So now Debra Messing is saying on a photograph of cucumbers on her Instagram feed that she regrets going on the Today Show because that’s how the world works now.

Tim Allen is still going around saying that Last Man Standing was canceled because he’s a conservative and “there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate than a funny, likable conservative character.” Oh, calm down, Tim Allen, you’re just not that important.

In their first head-to-head night, Sean Hannity beat Rachel Maddow. Boo.

This is going to be going on for a while:

Oh, God, another Kardashian is pregnant. How many Kardashians are there? And are they all pregnant? Is this just a scheme for another spinoff?


Take care of yourself, Pete Davidson.


In Development

Casting News


Barry Dennen, actor


SEAL Team: Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

The Blacklist: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Empire: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Goldbergs: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Survivor: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Speechless: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: SVU: Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Modern Family: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Star: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
American Housewife: Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago P.D.: Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Criminal Minds: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Designated Survivor: Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jared Leto, Nicole Richie, Tyler the Creator Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sofia Vergara, Craig Robinson, Julie Klausner, Gregg Bissonette The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Nick Kroll, Michael Bloomberg, Tim & Eric The Late Late Show with James Corden: Billie Lourd, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Tim Roth, Macklemore Jimmy Kimmel Live: Liam Neeson, “Science Bob” Pflugfelder, Old Dominion Conan: Andy Samberg, Big Jay Oakerson, J. Roddy Walston & The Business The Daily Show: America Ferrera Watch What Happens Live: Sterling K. Brown, Sean Hayes


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ABC The Goldbergs
Modern Family
American Housewife
Designated Survivor
CBS Survivor
Criminal Minds
CW Arrow
FOX Empire
NBC The Blacklist
Law & Order: SVU
Chicago P.D.

4 thoughts on “The poll is closed and the results are in: You people are monsters.

      1. I’m not sure that’s going to do the trick, Jim. I’m thinking bourbon. ALL OF THE BOURBON.

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