The poll is closed and the results are in: You people are monsters.

The numbers have been crunched and you people are officially monsters.

THE ORVILLE?? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYY? You all know that I hate Seth MacFarlane with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. So now I hate all of you who voted for The Orville with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. Hope you’re happy with yourselves.

Got questions about last night’s big reveal on This Is Us? Scroll over for spoilers if you’ve already watched: yes, that was the Pearson’s house that burned down; yes, it has something to do with Jack’s death; the kids were at Miguel’s house in that scene; and yes, it was confusing. 

Game of Thrones revealed the directors for the final season, and it looks like Benioff and Weiss will be taking on the finale themselves.

In other Game of Thrones news, they’ve listed seven new roles (mostly small roles, don’t get too excited).

Y’all, Y’ALL, you are not going to make the next Game of Thrones just by throwing a bunch of money at a project.

Ohhhh, so that’s where 30 Rock is going …

Here are 100 “secrets” about the 100th episode of The Walking Dead.

People love them some Sheldon.

The Paley Center for Media is going to honor the great Betty White.

Amy Palladino signed a deal with Amazon to make shows for them, but it contains a clause that leaves open the possibility for more Gilmore Girls at Netflix. Doesn’t mean there will be more Gilmore Girls, just that there might be.

So Megyn Kelly had the cast of Will & Grace on her hour of The Today Show and then this dumb bitch went and asked a superfan of Will & Grace, “Is it true you became a lawyer, and you became gay, because of Will?” YA, I KNOW. So now Debra Messing is saying on a photograph of cucumbers on her Instagram feed that she regrets going on the Today Show because that’s how the world works now.

Tim Allen is still going around saying that Last Man Standing was canceled because he’s a conservative and “there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate than a funny, likable conservative character.” Oh, calm down, Tim Allen, you’re just not that important.

In their first head-to-head night, Sean Hannity beat Rachel Maddow. Boo.

This is going to be going on for a while:

…and we took a knee in solidarity of racial justice. #takeaknee #greysanatomy #300th

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Oh, God, another Kardashian is pregnant. How many Kardashians are there? And are they all pregnant? Is this just a scheme for another spinoff?

KIT HARINGTON AND ROSE LESLIE ARE ENGAGED LOVE IS REAL

Take care of yourself, Pete Davidson.

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

Barry Dennen, actor

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