Apparently, for a limited time if you pre-order Game of Thrones season 7 blu-ray, it will come with a bonus disc featuring a 45-minute-long animated history of Westeros, beginning with Aegon’s conquest. Here’s a tease narrated by Viserys himself:
Who knew the Sacramento Kings were Team Lannister?
Looks like there was a lot of pre-production set construction happening at Winterfell. Does it mean anything story-wise? Maybe!
This is going to shock you, but Donald Trump insisted on only doing complimentary sketches when he was on Saturday Night Live. Hey, remember that time Saturday Night Live had Donald Trump host the show during the primaries? Yeah.
And then at the afterparty for that episode, Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly tried to intimidate Jon Hamm? Y’all, there’s no intimidating Don Draper. He’s Don Motherfucking Draper.
The Emmy-nominated series that is most-watched on Netflix? Modern Family. Y’ALL. YOU DON’T NEED TO PAY FOR A NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION TO WATCH RERUNS OF MODERN FAMILY.
GO WATCH CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD, NETFLIX SUBSCRIBERS.
Dude, everyone loves the First Amendment and boobs, this is not something that needs to be said out loud.
The season premiere of The Walking Dead is going to be “deeply, deeply different and unpredictable” according to Michonne. So people aren’t going to walk away from it vowing to never watch the show again?
I am irrationally excited about this. Unfortunately, Good Omens won’t air until 2019.
But while we are on the topic of Amazon, Amazon TV doesn’t seem to have any idea what they are doing. YOU PEOPLE PAID WOODY ALLEN HOW MUCH?
You can breathe easy: the Real World house in Key West survived Irma. One less thing to worry about.
Renewals
Cancellations
- Stitchers has been canceled after three seasons on Freeform.
- Mariah’s World will not have a second season on E!
In Development
- James Cameron is turning True Lies into a TV series for Fox.
- BBC is adapting J.K. Rowling’s novel Strike – Career of Evil.
- Fox is developing a drama based on the Caleb Carr novel, Surrender, New York.
- ABC bought two dramas, Safe Harbor and Mavericks.
- Netflix bought the Clive Owen, Amanda Seyfried thriller, Anon.
- Bravo is not moving forward with that Anna Wintour – Tina Brown series, All that Glitters. Boo.
Casting News
- Corey Stoll, Andrew Rannells, Paul Reiser, Janet Montgomery, Mike Doyle and JJ Feild have all been added to The Romanoffs.
- Morgan Spector and Mackenzie Astin are joining Homeland.
- Robin Thomas is joining Law & Order True Crime.
R.I.P.
Harry Dean Stanton, Actor and all-around badass. Here’s how Hollywood paid tribute.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, WWE wrestler
Carlos Muñoz Portal, Location scout (under very sketchy circumstances while looking for locations for Narcos)
WATCH THIS
The Real Housewives of Dallas: D’Andrea hosts an “Honestea.” Y’all. No. 9 p.m., Bravo
Dancing with the Stars: This show will never die. This show will outlive all of us. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: The second anniversary special. Just think, a year ago there was A LOT of talk about Colbert being pushed out and James Corden getting this show. 10:30 p.m., CBS
The Age of Consequences: A documentary about how climate change undermines global stability and creates national security issues. 8 p.m., Starz
Midnight, Texas: Season finale. 9 p.m., NBC
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Demi Lovato, John Cleese The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Second Anniversary Special The Late Late Show with James Corden: Lonzo Ball, Sonequa Martin-Green, Prof. Robert Winston Jimmy Kimmel Live: Julie Bowen, Kumail Nanjiani, Fall Out Boy Conan: Fred Savage, Paula Patton, Shane Torres The Daily Show: Gucci Mane Watch What Happens Live: Keith Morrison, Tamra Judge
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Dancing with the Stars (new) |
To Tell the Truth (new) |
| CBS | The Big Bang Theory (repeat) |
Kevin Can Wait (repeat) |
Mom (repeat) |
Life in Pieces (repeat) |
Scorpion (repeat) |
| CW | Supergirl (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | So You Think You Can Dance (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (new) |
Midnight, Texas (new) |