Hey! Here’s a new ‘Game of Thrones’ video and a bunch of other TV news that has absolutely nothing to do with the Emmys

Apparently, for a limited time if you pre-order Game of Thrones season 7 blu-ray, it will come with a bonus disc featuring a 45-minute-long animated history of Westeros, beginning with Aegon’s conquest. Here’s a tease narrated by Viserys himself:

Who knew the Sacramento Kings were Team Lannister?

Looks like there was a lot of pre-production set construction happening at Winterfell. Does it mean anything story-wise? Maybe!

This is going to shock you, but Donald Trump insisted on only doing complimentary sketches when he was on Saturday Night Live. Hey, remember that time Saturday Night Live had Donald Trump host the show during the primaries? Yeah.

And then at the afterparty for that episode, Donald Trump and Bill O’Reilly tried to intimidate Jon Hamm? Y’all, there’s no intimidating Don Draper. He’s Don Motherfucking Draper.

The Emmy-nominated series that is most-watched on Netflix? Modern Family. Y’ALL. YOU DON’T NEED TO PAY FOR A NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION TO WATCH RERUNS OF MODERN FAMILY.

GO WATCH CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD, NETFLIX SUBSCRIBERS.

Dude, everyone loves the First Amendment and boobs, this is not something that needs to be said out loud.

The season premiere of The Walking Dead is going to be “deeply, deeply different and unpredictable” according to Michonne. So people aren’t going to walk away from it vowing to never watch the show again?

I am irrationally excited about this. Unfortunately, Good Omens won’t air until 2019.

But while we are on the topic of Amazon, Amazon TV doesn’t seem to have any idea what they are doing. YOU PEOPLE PAID WOODY ALLEN HOW MUCH?

no idea what i'm doing

You can breathe easy: the Real World house in Key West survived Irma. One less thing to worry about.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

Harry Dean Stanton, Actor and all-around badass. Here’s how Hollywood paid tribute.

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, WWE wrestler

Carlos Muñoz Portal, Location scout (under very sketchy circumstances while looking for locations for Narcos)

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of Dallas: D’Andrea hosts an “Honestea.” Y’all. No. 9 p.m., Bravo

Dancing with the Stars: This show will never die. This show will outlive all of us. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: The second anniversary special. Just think, a year ago there was A LOT of talk about Colbert being pushed out and James Corden getting this show. 10:30 p.m., CBS

The Age of Consequences: A documentary about how climate change undermines global stability and creates national security issues. 8 p.m., Starz

Midnight, Texas: Season finale. 9 p.m., NBC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Demi Lovato, John Cleese The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Second Anniversary Special The Late Late Show with James Corden: Lonzo Ball, Sonequa Martin-Green, Prof. Robert Winston Jimmy Kimmel Live: Julie Bowen, Kumail Nanjiani, Fall Out Boy Conan: Fred Savage, Paula Patton, Shane Torres The Daily Show: Gucci Mane Watch What Happens Live: Keith Morrison, Tamra Judge

 

MON. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Dancing with the Stars
(new)
To Tell the Truth
(new)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(repeat)
Kevin Can Wait
(repeat)
Mom
(repeat)
Life in Pieces
(repeat)
Scorpion
(repeat)
CW Supergirl
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
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FOX So You Think You Can Dance
(new)
News/Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(new)
Midnight, Texas
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