‘The Daily Show’ reveals the truth: Ted Cruz only liked Twitter porn to try to blend in with us humans, and the rest of the best of late night’s jokes about how very gross Ted Cruz is

Jimmy Kimmel runs down four possibilities as to how Ted Cruz liked hard core porn on his Twitter account. Number three is the most likely.

James Corden points out that the new iPhone has a bunch of new features that will specifically appeal to Ted Cruz:

Seth Meyers tells us who is the most disgusted by Ted Cruz’s porn news:

Trevor Noah isn’t buying that Ted Cruz looks at porn, because that would make him too normal.

In non-nauseating news, Michelle Wolf points out this TRUE FACT: “The Miss America Pageant shows how little faith the U.S. has in its women. They have to be prettier, smarter and more talented than the President just to get the job of waving for a year.”

Seth Meyers checks in on the head of Housing and Urban Development, a government office that is going to be very important to Houston residents in the near future, and that person is … oh, great, Ben Carson. We’re fucked.

Oh, and here’s Seth Meyers’ “A Closer Look” from Monday in which he is able to tie Trump’s not great hurricane reaction into the 60 Minutes Steve Bannon interview.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s