The ‘Hand in Hand’ telethon, The Emmy Awards, ‘Broad City’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week



Bachelor in Paradise: The last two hours of this nonsense (this season) sees the couples go to fantasy suites and then everyone reunites in the Bachelor studios to yell at Dean for being such an asshole.  7 p.m., ABC

Preacher: The group plans to leave New Orleans when there is a change in plans. Season finale. 8 p.m., AMC

Babe marathon: Babe is a delightful movie. Babe Pig in the City is the stuff of nightmares that I have never been able to watch all the way through. You’ve been warned.  7 p.m., Showtime Family Zone


Hand in Hand: Bun B organized this telethon to raise money for hurricane relief, and we in Houston couldn’t be prouder. Please watch and give. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, Bravo, CMT, MTV2, HBO, Oxygen, 

The Mindy Project: The final season begins. Hulu

Big Freedia Bounces Back: The Queen Diva’s recent felony conviction makes her reconsider everything in her life. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Fuse

My Crazy Sex: In this new series, people tell their craziest sex stories. Series premiere. 9 p.m., LMN

Chrisley Knows Best: Season premiere. 9 p.m., USA

Martin Luther: The Idea That Changed the World: 500 years ago, this one priest made a list of complaints, nailed them to a church in a small German town, and changed everything forever. 7 p.m., PBS


Broad City: It’s an origin story: we learn how Abbi and Ilana met in 2011. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central

South Park: After a several-day-long marathon, the new season begins. 9 p.m., Comedy Central

Odd Mom Out: Someone from the von Weber’s family’s past appears on The Wendy Williams Show in the season finale. 8:30 p.m., Bravo

Suits: Mike and Harvey have their backs up against the wall in the season finale. 8 p.m., USA


Better Things: “Sam has people over.” Well, that’s enlightening. 9 p.m., FX

Love Connection: Andy tries to set up a secret billionaire in the season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

Beat Shazam: Season finale. 7 p.m., FOX

Truth & Lies: The Murder of Laci Peterson: Hey, remember that murdering asshole Scott Peterson? Yeah. 8 p.m., ABC


American Vandal: #WhoDrewTheDicks? Netflix

Cassini’s Final Mission: Watch as the Cassini spacecraft completes its mission and crashes into Saturn. 6:50 a.m., The Science Channel

First They Killed My Father: It’s Angelina Jolie’s light-hearted comedy about the Cambodian crisis. Netflix

Strong Island: In this documentary, a man investigates his brother’s murder by a cop. Netflix


Drink, Slay, Love: First of all, what a title. Second of all, this is about a teen vampire who becomes the coolest girl in school. Yes. 9 p.m., Lifetime

Running Wild with Bear Grylls: “Bear and Vanessa Hudgens rappel from a helicopter into the high Sierra for a scenic adventure; Bear and Vanessa evade a boulder avalanche, summit a massive dormant volcano, and encounter a rattlesnake; Vanessa talks about her rise to stardom.” LOLOLOLOL 9 p.m., NBC

LaLa Land: This is happening. 7 p.m., HBO


The 69th Primetime Emmy Awards: Stephen Colbert hosts TV’s most self-congratulatory night. And there are a lot of them. 7 p.m., CBS

The Vietnam War: It’s Ken Burns’ latest obsession. Series premiere. 7 p.m., PBS

Vice Principals: Who Shot Gamby? Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO

The Strain: Series finale. 9 p.m., FX

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