‘Game of Thrones’ FINALLY!, ‘Friends from College,’ ‘The Bold Type’ and everything else you don’t want to miss this week on TV

 

MONDAY

Will: Here’s a show that features a poetry-slamming Will Shakespeare. This feels like that teacher you had who tried waaaay too hard to be cool. Series premiere.  8 p.m., TNT

The Real Housewives of Orange County: Sigh. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

The Bachelorette: The dummies head to Switzerland. 7 p.m., ABC 

TUESDAY

88th Annual Major League All-Star Game: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE ASTROS LATELY? 6:30 p.m., Fox

The Bold Type: Your newest guilty pleasure is this new series about young women working at a glossy women’s magazine. TWo-hour series premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform

Adam Ruins Everything: This guy is back. Season premiere. 9 p.m., TruTV

WEDNESDAY

Salvation: An asteroid is on a collision course with the Earth and some dumb scientists want to stop it for some reason. HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN NOTICED WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Odd Mom Out: In the season premiere, the kids get picked up from camp and Jill and Andy are shocked at their daughter’s new-found maturity.  9 p.m., Bravo

Suits: Mike returns to Pearson Specter Litt in the season premiere. 8 p.m., USA

THURSDAY

Hooten and the Lady: In this new series, a pair of treasure hunters form an unlikely partnership. Romantic tension ensues, I assume. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Penn & Teller: Fool Us: Go ahead, try to fool them. Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

The Gong Show: “Butt puppets who lip-synch to opera” is about all you need to know to make the decision to watch this show or not, right? 9 p.m., ABC

FRIDAY

Friends from College: This is the next Netflix show I’m going to be yelling at you to watch, but you’re not allowed to watch it until after you’ve finished GLOW, thems the rules. Series premiere. Netflix

To the Bone: A darkly funny/moving film about a young woman struggling with her anorexia. Netflix

Goodfellas: “Funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny.” 7:30 p.m., AMC

SATURDAY

Hunger Games marathon: Collect your nightlock berries. 1:15 p.m., TNT

Keeping Up with the Joneses: This Zach Galifianakis, Jon Hamm, Isla Fisher, Gal Gadot film got a whopping 19% on Rotten Tomatoes. Proceed accordingly.  7 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

Game of Thrones: WINTER IS HERE AND I AM READY BITCHES. 8 p.m., HBO

The Strain: Well, we’ve detonated a nuclear weapon, so now what? Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX

Bob the Drag Queen: Suspiciously Large Woman: Season 8 winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race has a lot of thoughts on a lot of topics.  7 p.m., Logo

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