Happy 4th of July! Try not to have an existential crisis over the state of our nation!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FOOLISH WATCHERS!

Everyone has taken the day off to try to blow their fingers off with cheap Chinese fireworks, eat hot dogs, drink beer and contemplate what it means to be patriotic about a country that elected Trump, so I’m going to do the same.

To tide you over until tomorrow, Stephen Colbert provides a PSA about dogs and fireworks and North Korea:

And this is essentially a promo for a Spike special but it features Alec Baldwin as Trump as George Washington and it is kind of amazing.

Yay, America?

 

WATCH THIS

Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular: WHEEE! EXPLOSIONS 7 p.m., NBC

National Lampoon’s Vacation marathon: What’s more American than Chevy Chase tormenting his family? 11 a.m., AMC

Jaws: Maybe a shark tormenting a Long Island beach town? 7:41, Starz Encore Classics

Reservoir Dogs: Or Michael Madsen tormenting a cop while “Stuck in the Middle with You” jangles in the background? 6:18, Starz Encore Suspense

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Freedom Over Texas
CBS NCIS
(repeat)
Bull
(repeat)
NCIS: New Orleans
(repeat)
CW The Flash
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Local
FOX Lethal Weapon
(repeat)
The Mick
(repeat)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular
(live)

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