HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, FOOLISH WATCHERS!
Everyone has taken the day off to try to blow their fingers off with cheap Chinese fireworks, eat hot dogs, drink beer and contemplate what it means to be patriotic about a country that elected Trump, so I’m going to do the same.
To tide you over until tomorrow, Stephen Colbert provides a PSA about dogs and fireworks and North Korea:
And this is essentially a promo for a Spike special but it features Alec Baldwin as Trump as George Washington and it is kind of amazing.
Yay, America?
WATCH THIS
Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular: WHEEE! EXPLOSIONS 7 p.m., NBC
National Lampoon’s Vacation marathon: What’s more American than Chevy Chase tormenting his family? 11 a.m., AMC
Jaws: Maybe a shark tormenting a Long Island beach town? 7:41, Starz Encore Classics
Reservoir Dogs: Or Michael Madsen tormenting a cop while “Stuck in the Middle with You” jangles in the background? 6:18, Starz Encore Suspense
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Freedom Over Texas |
| CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
Bull (repeat) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
| CW | The Flash (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Lethal Weapon (repeat) |
The Mick (repeat) |
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (live) |