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FRIDAY
Marvel’s Iron Fist: A white guy knows kung-fu in the most novel plot in the entire world. Series premiere. Netflix
The Originals: Now that The Vampire Diaries are over, this is your only source of CW vampires. Season premiere. 7 p.m. The CW
Leprechaun marathon: What better way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day than by watching literally every Leprechaun movie made, including Leprechaun 4: In Space. It begins at 6 a.m., but don’t worry, it starts again at 4, so. Syfy
SATURDAY
Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies: I mean. 7 p.m., Showtime Beyond
Mean Girls: Or you could watch something actually good. 8 p.m., Bravo
SUNDAY
The Circus: The political series is back just in time to report the shitshow that is our President. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime
Into the Badlands: Sunny has a new foe. Season premiere. 9 p.m., AMC
The Karate Kid marathon: Wax on, wax off. 6 p.m., Sundance
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Last Man Standing (new) |
Dr. Ken (new) |
Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | MacGyver (new) |
Hawaii Five-0 (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | The Vampire Diaries (new) |
Reign (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Rosewood (new) |
Sleepy Hollow (new) |
Local |
| NBC | Grimm (new) |
Emerald City (new) |
Dateline NBC (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA: XXX | News/Local |
| CBS | Ransom (new) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
48 Hours (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Lethal Weapon (repeat) |
Star (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline NBC (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Once Upon a Time (new) |
Time After Time (new) |
American Crime (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
Madam Secretary (new) |
Elementary (new) |
| FOX | Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Making History (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Last Man on Earth (new) |
| NBC | Little Big Shots (repeat) |
Little Big Shots (new) |
Chicago Justice (new) |
Shades of Blue (new) |