A pair of otters celebrating St. Patrick’s Day and zero TV news.

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FRIDAY

Marvel’s Iron Fist: A white guy knows kung-fu in the most novel plot in the entire world. Series premiere. Netflix

The Originals: Now that The Vampire Diaries are over, this is your only source of CW vampires. Season premiere. 7 p.m. The CW

Leprechaun marathon: What better way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day than by watching literally every Leprechaun movie made, including Leprechaun 4: In Space. It begins at 6 a.m., but don’t worry, it starts again at 4, so. Syfy

SATURDAY

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies: I mean. 7 p.m., Showtime Beyond

Mean Girls: Or you could watch something actually good. 8 p.m., Bravo

SUNDAY

The Circus: The political series is back just in time to report the shitshow that is our President. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime

Into the Badlands: Sunny has a new foe. Season premiere. 9 p.m., AMC

The Karate Kid marathon: Wax on, wax off. 6 p.m., Sundance

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(new)
Dr. Ken
(new)
Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW The Vampire Diaries
(new)
Reign
(new)
Local
FOX Rosewood
(new)
Sleepy Hollow
(new)
Local
NBC Grimm
(new)
Emerald City
(new)
Dateline NBC
(new)


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA: XXX News/Local
CBS Ransom
(new)
NCIS: New Orleans
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX Lethal Weapon
(repeat)
Star
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC Dateline NBC
(new)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Once Upon a Time
(new)
Time After Time
(new)
American Crime
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
Elementary
(new)
FOX Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Making History
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Last Man on Earth
(new)
NBC Little Big Shots
(repeat)
Little Big Shots
(new)
Chicago Justice
(new)
Shades of Blue
(new)
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