You’ll never guess who the best Trump troll is right now.

Oh, George W. I think you’ve found your mission in life for the next four years:

Between saying that he didn’t mind Will Ferrell’s impersonation of him on Saturday Night Live and saying that a free press is indispensable to a democracy, George W. Bush is your very favorite Trump troll right now.

While Stephen Colbert is certainly doing a great job over at the Late Show (and Fallon is trying, guys, but just isn’t there yet) it’s Meyers’ deep dives that really help pull these Trump stories together.

Some genius used Sex and the City for this hilarious comment on the Russia story, and Sarah Jessica Parker was for it:

I had to. Don't know the provenance however whoever you are, thank you. X, sj

A post shared by SJP (@sarahjessicaparker) on

Sounds like Trump and Morning Joe have broken up.

lindsey fake cry

Tom Hanks has provided the White House Press Corps three espresso machines over the years. AMERICAN HERO.

Oh my God, Alec Baldwin is now fighting with other Donald Trump impersonators. Yet more proof that this is the Darkest Timeline.

Trailer park

Grace and Frankie‘s vibratortastic new trailer is here. It returns on March 24:

Dave Chappelle is back, and you’ll find him on Netflix on March 21st.

Speaking of: from now until the end of the year, Netflix will be releasing a stand-up special a week.

Here’s an intense trailer for Netflix’s Nicholas Hoult war movie, Sand Castle:

Kate Del Castillo — the actress in the middle of the whole El Chapo story — stars as Mexico’s first lady in Netflix’s Ingobernable, an interesting-looking political thriller:

BREAKING NEWS: DuckTales has been renewed for a second season:

In other TV news

The Adam Goldberg feud is the best  inside joke on television.

Yes. Next question?

Which Friends guest star said this shitty thing to Lisa Kudrow? All of my money is on Charlie Sheen despite her suggesting otherwise.

“‘Sleepy Hollow’: Ichabod Reveals the Horrifying Truth Behind Davy Crockett’s Hat” is the best headline you’re going to see today. You don’t need to click on the clicky.

In Development

Matthew Weiner’s new Amazon series is going to be an anthology about people who think they are direct descendents of the Romanov family. And! More importantly! He’s brought back as much of the Mad Men creative staff as he could.

ABC is working on a reboot of Battle of the Network Stars, guys. Now if they’d just reboot Fantasy Island and Mork and Mindy, the 8-year-old me would be complete.

Like Water for Chocolate is being developed as a series, but does not yet have a home.

Ellen DeGeneres is turning the games from her daytime talk show into a primetime game show that she will host: Ellen’s Game of Games.

Gross: the guy who created TrumpSingles.com is working on a political competitive reality dating series. Because you know what would make The Bachelor even more painful to watch? POLITICS.

Casting News

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Emerald City: Dorothy faces off against the Wizard in the season finale. 8 p.m., NBC

The Ring: Remember VHS tapes? Yeah, me neither. 7 p.m., Theater Max

Star Wars: The Force Awakens: It’s better than Rogue One. There. I said it. 7 p.m., Starz Kids

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Octavia Spencer & Father John Misty. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Star Wars Marathon: In case Force Awakens last night left you hungry for the entire shebang. 12:55 p.m., TNT

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: That ear worm really stuck with me when I was a kid. 6 p.m., TMC

SUNDAY

Feud: Bette and Joan: Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange star in Ryan Murphy’s campiest project yet. Series premiere.  9 p.m., FX

The Arrangement: ALERT! THIS IS A SHOW BASED ON TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES’ SHAM MARRIAGE. Series premiere. 9 p.m., E!

Once Upon a Time: Hey, this is back. Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Making History: In this time traveling comedy, a duffel bag is a time machine back to revolutionary times. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox

Time After Time: And in this time traveling drama, a dude follows Jack the Ripper into modern NYC in an attempt to stop him. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Last Man on Earth: Kristen Wiig guest stars in the mid-season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox

Shades of Blue: Season premiere.  9 p.m., NBC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Octavia Spencer, John Lithgow, Luke Bryan The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Cate Blanchett, Paul Rust, Mo Amer Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Porsha Williams, Charlamagne Tha God

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
When We Rise
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(repeat)
Hawaii Five-0
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Blue Bloods
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CW The Vampire Diaries
(new)
Reign
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FOX Rosewood
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Sleepy Hollow
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NBC Grimm
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Emerald City
(new)
Dateline NBC
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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA: Clippers at Bulls News/Local
CBS Ransom
(new)
Boxing
(live)
News/Local
FOX 24: Legacy
(repeat)
APB
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NBC Chicago Fire
(repeat)
Chicago P.D.
(repeat)
Chicago Justice
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News/Local Saturday Night Live
(Olivia Spencer & Father John Misty)


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ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
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Time After Time
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Time After Time
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CBS 60 Minutes
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NCIS: Los Angeles
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Madam Secretary
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Elementary
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FOX Bob’s Burgers
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Bob’s Burgers
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The Simpsons
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Making History
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Family Guy
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Last Man on Earth
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Local/News
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NBC Little Big Shots
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Little Big Shots
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Chicago Justice
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Shades of Blue
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