‘The Bachelor,’ ‘The Golden Globes,’ ‘Portlandia,’ pretty much every network show, and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

The Bachelor: Momma’s stocked up on box wine, trust. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Masterchef Celebrity Showdown: This is going to be the celebrity reality competition I choose to draw your attention to, not that there are any other celebrity reality competitions that are happening on this same evening. DON’T LOOK BELOW. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Winter premieres:

Celebrity Apprentice: 7 p.m., NBC
Kevin Can Wait: 7 p.m., CBS
Man with a Plan: 7:30 p.m., CBS
2 Broke Girls: 8 p.m., CBS
The Odd Couple: 8:30 p.m., CBS
Scorpion: 9 p.m., CBS
The Wall: 9 p.m., NBC

TUESDAY

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: We meet our newest housewife, Eden, and I think about trying to catch up with this damn show. 8 p.m., Bravo.

Hunting Hitler: In the season finale, investigators find a Nazi colony IN TRUMP TOWER. 9 p.m., History

Winter premieres:

The Middle: 7 p.m., ABC
NCIS: 7 p.m., CBS
New Girl: 7 p.m., Fox
American Housewife: 7:30 p.m., Fox
Bull: 8 p.m., CBS
Chicago Fire: 8 p.m., NBC
Bones: 8 p.m., Fox
Fresh Off the Boat: 8 p.m., ABC
The Real O’Neals: 8:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago P.D.: 9 p.m., NBC
NCIS: New Orleans: 9 p.m., CBS

WEDNESDAY

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The gang become black, oh my God. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FXX

Winter premieres:

Blindspot: 7 p.m., NBC
The Goldbergs: 7 p.m., ABC
Lethal Weapon: 7 p.m., Fox
Speechless: 7:30 p.m., ABC
Criminal Minds: 8 p.m., CBS
Law & Order: SVU: 8 p.m., NBC
Modern Family: 8 p.m., ABC
Star: 8 p.m., Fox
Match Game: 9 p.m., ABC

THURSDAY

Truth and Lies: The Menendez Brothers – American Sons, American Murderers: Everyone is all about the true crime thing these days. Now it’s the Menendez Brothers’ turn. 8 p.m., ABC

Portlandia: The final season begins! Season premiere. 9 p.m., IFC

The Good Place: This little series has only become better with the addition of Adam Scott as the head of the Bad Place. Let’s home we have more of that, please. Winter premiere. 7:30 p.m., NBC

Winter premieres:

The Big Bang Theory: 7 p.m., CBS
Hell’s Kitchen: 7 p.m., Fox
Superstore: 7 p.m., NBC
The Great Indoors: 7:30 p.m., CBS
Chicago Med: 8 p.m., NBC
Mom: 8 p.m., CBS
Life in Pieces: 8:30 p.m., CBS
The Blacklist: 9 p.m., NBC

FRIDAY

One Day at a Time: A Latina remake of the 80s single mother classic. Series premiere. Netflix

Grimm: Captain Renard is hell-bent on killing Nick once and for all in the final season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Emerald City: Dorothy was never this gritty. Series premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

Sleepy Hollow: Ichabod is still reeling from Abbie’s death intended to give the series a shot in the arm. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Winter premieres:

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: 7 p.m., The CW
Last Man Standing: 7 p.m., ABC
Macgyver: 7 p.m., CBS
Rosewood: 7 p.m., Fox
Dr. Ken: 7:30 p.m., ABC
Hawaii Five-o: 8 p.m., CBS
Blue Bloods: 9 p.m., CBS

SATURDAY

Bright Lights: This documentary takes a look at Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds’ relationship, which takes on a heartbreaking poignancy in the wake of their recent deaths. 7 p.m., HBO

Ransom: CBS is trying to bring new programming to Saturday nights with this new crisis negotiation procedural. In the first episode, some bone marrow that a baseball player needs is being held for ransom for $5 million. OK. Sure. Absolutely. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

SUNDAY

The Golden Globes: Jimmy Fallon hosts the booze-soaked awards show. He won’t be as good as Tina and Amy, but I’ve made my peace with that. 7 p.m., NBC

Winter premieres:

NCIS: Los Angeles: 7 p.m., CBS
The Simpsons: 7 p.m., Fox
Family Guy: 8 p.m., Fox
Madam Secretary: 8 p.m., CBS
Bob’s Burgers: 8:30 p.m., Fox
Elementary: 9 p.m., CBS

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