No politics, no Donald Trump, no outrage, just TV. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
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Macy’s 90th Thanksgiving Day Parade: Do you really need me to tell you what this is? Of course you don’t. 9 a.m., NBC
The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration: The Hough siblings host a party from the Magic Kingdom with performances by Boyz II Men and JoJo; Alessia Cara; Mariah Carey; Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood; Kelly Clarkson; OneRepublic; Flo Rida; and Sofia Carson. Or, you know, I’m sure there’s football on somewhere. 7 p.m., ABC
Pixar/Disney marathon: While you’re dealing with the turkey, keep the kids distracted with Mulan, Brave, Toy Story and Toy Story 2. Begins 1 p.m., Freeform
Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Comedy Central is airing this Thanksgiving classic three times beginning at 8:20 a.m.
Friends marathon: 10 a.m. – 3 p.m., TBS
The Big Bang Theory marathon: 3 p.m. – 7 p.m., TBS
Search Party marathon: 7 p.m. – 11 p.m., TBS
The Simpsons marathon: 600 consecutive episodes beginning at 11 a.m.
Thanksgiving Weekend Binge-a-Thon: Thanksgiving-themed episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Roseanne and How I Met Your Mother. Beginning at 7:30pm, TV Land.
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kevin James, Tim Gunn, the Weeknd Late Night with Seth Meyers: Josh Meyers, Hilary & Larry Meyers
| THURS | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration (new) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
American Housewife (repeat) |
| CBS | The Big Bang Theory (repeat) |
The Great Indoors (new) |
Mom (new) |
Life in Pieces (new) |
Pure Genius (new) |
| CW | DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (repeat) |
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (repeat) |
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (repeat) |
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Rosewood (repeat) |
Pitch (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NFL: Steelers at Colts (live) |