Here’s a bunch of stuff to watch on TV while you stuff yourself.

No politics, no Donald Trump, no outrage, just TV. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

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Macy’s 90th Thanksgiving Day Parade: Do you really need me to tell you what this is? Of course you don’t. 9 a.m., NBC

The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration: The Hough siblings host a party from the Magic Kingdom with performances by Boyz II Men and JoJo; Alessia Cara; Mariah Carey; Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood; Kelly Clarkson; OneRepublic; Flo Rida; and Sofia Carson. Or, you know, I’m sure there’s football on somewhere. 7 p.m., ABC

Pixar/Disney marathon: While you’re dealing with the turkey, keep the kids distracted with Mulan, Brave, Toy Story and Toy Story 2. Begins 1 p.m., Freeform

Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Comedy Central is airing this Thanksgiving classic three times beginning at 8:20 a.m.

Friends marathon: 10 a.m. – 3 p.m., TBS

The Big Bang Theory marathon: 3 p.m. – 7 p.m., TBS

Search Party marathon: 7 p.m. – 11 p.m., TBS

The Simpsons marathon: 600 consecutive episodes beginning at 11 a.m.

Thanksgiving Weekend Binge-a-Thon:  Thanksgiving-themed episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Roseanne and How I Met Your Mother. Beginning at 7:30pm, TV Land.

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kevin James, Tim Gunn, the Weeknd Late Night with Seth Meyers: Josh Meyers, Hilary & Larry Meyers

THURS 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Wonderful World of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration
(new)
Modern Family
(repeat)
American Housewife
(repeat)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(repeat)
The Great Indoors
(new)
Mom
(new)
Life in Pieces
(new)
Pure Genius
(new)
CW DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(repeat)
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(repeat)
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(repeat)
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX Rosewood
(repeat)
Pitch
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC NFL: Steelers at Colts
(live)

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