‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Hekyll and Jyde

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“Best Friends for Never”
June 17, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ The rainbow connection

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“Uncivil Union”
June 3, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ All’s fair in tug of war

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“Spoiled Sports”
May 20, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Belly flops

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“Drowning Pool”
May 13, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Bindi, done that

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“Third Eye Blind”
May 6, 2012

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Leavin’ on a jet plane

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Poker Face”
April 29, 2012

Honestly, I should just post those gifs above of Mortadella being Mortadella (being awesome) and be done with it. Because, seriously, while this episode looked like a lot happened, it was actually just a bunch of running in place. Teresa is still making half-hearted apologies about her cookbook, Melissa is still mad at Teresa for calling her a gold digger for the eleventy-thousandth time, Potatoee Face is still in Jac’s house, Meatball is still an aggressive meatball who likes to touch other men in the bathing suit area, Lauren is still overweight. Same old, stessa vecchia.

BUT I GUESS WE’RE ALL HERE, SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS, HOOKERS.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Down da shore

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“High Tide, Low Blow”
April 22, 2012

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: GO SCRATCH.

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“Reunion Part 2”
October 23, 2011

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: 100% Italiano

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 1”
October 16, 2011

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Some people just can’t take a scherzo

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Portrait of an Italian Family”
October 9, 2011

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