If you’re not watching ‘Widow’s Bay,’ I must insist you start doing so immediately.

Please meet Oropherion, a very emotional martial eagle:

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Oropherion’s introduction💙👑

♬ original sound – Nathalie Denolf

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The Simpsons writer who predicted the current president is running for President, and you know what? Sure. Why not. He would be a vast improvement over the current situation.

 

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Looks like Sharyn Alfonsi is (unofficially) out at 60 Minutes, not that she’s surprised because: Bari Weiss.

CBS News president Tom Cibrowski had his fee-fees hurt by Stephen Colbert, so CBS Sunday Mornings was forbidden to do a piece about the end of The Late Show.

If you haven’t watched the two newest episodes of Widow’s Bay that just dropped, don’t click on this link. And if you haven’t been watching Widow’s Bay, close your computer, put your phone away, and go put on Apple TV. Right now.

 

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Wait … we haven’t talked about Widow’s Bay here yet? HOW HAVE I LET Y’ALL DOWN? How did I not tell you that the creator, Kate Dippold, wrote the pilot episode and submitted it as a writing sample to get a job on Parks and Recreation (and it worked)? And how did I not tell you that this is the same woman in the famous Babadook Halloween wine party tweet from about 10 years ago?

It’s the best thing on TV right now: Stephen King meets Parks and Recreation, with just an outstanding cast and guest stars who wander in and absolutely steal the show, all directed by the likes of Hiro Murai and Ti West. GO WATCH IT.

 

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Tom Hardy was a nightmare on the set of Mobland, and people are spilling the tea. That didn’t take long.

A Wall Street analyst has determined that, in terms of streaming quality, based on “daypart viewership, content demand, franchise depth, prestige, as well as sports and live events programming,” Disney+ is the strongest streamer, followed by HBO Max and Apple TV. 

Surprising exactly no one, Dutton Ranch was a huge hit for Paramount+. 

Lol, Alyssa Farrah Griffin, SAY MORE. 

Joy Behar is taking an extended hiatus from The View to take her play to Europe, and they have lined up some replacements.

Bobby Flay is a cheapskate. How that man got a date after pulling this stunt is a mystery.

KPop Demon Hunters is going Criterion.

Bobby Bones wants his Dancing With the Stars trophy back which he returned while having a stupid tantrum.

This historian points to the hysteria of the Salem Witch Trials to explain why the Faithfuls perform so poorly on The Traitors, and you know what? It makes total sense.

Ninja Warrioring is now an Olympic sport. BRING BACK BREAKDANCING, YOU COWARDS.

I’m very happy for these two and that they are navigating their relationship on their own terms, instead of the show’s.

Congratulations to Sawandi Wilson and Anna Eilinsfeld!

Goodbye to Hacks, one of the best comedies of the past 10 years. Oh, and while we’re at it, please give them a DVD box set, HBO. 

In Development

  • Writer Ryan Quan is leaving General Hospital to return to Days of Our Lives on Peacock.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Enola Holmes 3 will debut on Netflix on July 1.
  • Agatha Christie’s Tommy & Tuppence will premiere on BritBox on September 15.
  • Jay & Pamela will return on TLC on June 30.
  • X-Men ‘97 will return on Disney+ on July 1.
  • Primetime, which is a theatrical release coming soon, is about Chris Hansen and To Catch a Predator.
  • Last Seen will debut on Apple TV on September 9.

R.I.P.

Pierre Deny, French actor who appeared in Emily in Paris and the French soap Tomorrow is Ours. Fuck ALS.

Howard Storm, Comedian and director who worked on RhodaMork & MindyLaverne & Shirley, and Valerie

Albert Wolsky, Oscar-winning costume designer

Clarence B. Jones, A key advisor to Martin Luther King Jr. who helped draft the “I Have a Dream” speech

Bob Horner, Former Atlanta Braves player

WATCH THIS

Hacks: It’s the end of the road for the fabulous Deborah Vance. Series finale. HBO Max

The Four Seasons: The friends are back together in the aftermath of a loss and the foundation of a new family. Season premiere. Netflix

Criminal Minds: Evolution: Season premiere. Paramount+

Deli Boys: The Dars are drowning in dirty money, and the sketchiest criminals in Philly are circling in the second season. Season premiere. Hulu

Late Night:

  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dan Levy, Lamorne Morris
THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC 9-1-1
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9-1-1: Nashville
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9-1-1: Nashville
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CBS Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage
(repeat)
Ghosts
(repeat)
Matlock
(repeat)
Elsbeth
(repeat)
CW Scrabble
(new)
Trivial Pursuit
(new)
News/Local
FOX There She Goes
(new)
News/Local
NBC NBA Playoff
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