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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
HAPPY FESTIVUS! BOY, DO I HAVE SOME GRIEVANCES THIS YEAR; I AM PRETTY SURE WE ALL DO.
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Seinfeld is currently streaming on Netflix. If you want to celebrate Festivus by rewatching the legendary episode, it’s season 9, episode 10, “The Strike.”
LOL, Canada released the pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT that Bari Weiss didn’t want you to see.
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This is how dark things have become: the land of the “free press” has literally become dependent on foreign nations to share news with us about our own government.
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Oh look: I found two men who need to cry more. Here’s a thought, my dudes: don’t be such assholes
NBC is replacing the rest of The Paper episodes with reruns of Stumble on Monday nights beginning on January 5. And I’m here begging y’all to watch Stumble. It’s a very sweet mix of Parks and Recreation/Cheer/ and Friday Night Lights, and I think you’ll enjoy it if you give it a chance.
Don’t worry: Andy and Anderson will be getting their drink on on New Year’s Eve.
Sending Mickey Lee, a former Big Brother contestant, healing thoughts.
Kata Hay, a former Voice contestant, was arrested for vehicular homicide.
#MeToo
The Department of Justice was supposed to release complete and unredacted (except for victims) Epstein Files on Friday. Instead, they released a small fraction of them, most of which were heavily redacted, and then they had the audacity to pull back some photos, including one of President Molestor. They released more early this morning, this time with more information, but with a disclaimer that basically said “anything you see about President Grab ‘Em By The Pussy is a big fat lie, and you should totally ignore it.” It’s not been going great.
And separate from the files, a model came forward last week claiming that Jeffrey Epstein brought her to Trump Tower, where President Sex Pest groped and assaulted her while Epstein watched.
Kate Winslet recalls being told she’d have to settle for “fat girl parts” when she began acting. Cool.
Corey Feldman claimed Corey Haim molested him in the new documentary, Corey Feldman vs the World.
“I hold myself partially responsible, because I didn’t tell him no, or I didn’t stop them from doing what they did,” Feldman says about an hour into the documentary. “I mean, I did set it up. I called him and said, ‘Come over.’ But you know when you’ve got somebody that’s trying to come on to you sexually, and you don’t want that, and you’re a kid, and you’re scared, you do whatever you can to stop it from happening, and that’s what was happening. I was being molested by Corey Haim, truth be told.”
I don’t know, maybe don’t make oral sex jokes while you’re working?
If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here.
In Development
- The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry, starring Rachel Bilson, is in the works at Fox.
Casting News
- Holt McCallany, David Costabile, and Jesse L. Martin have joined Percy Jackson and the Olympians on Disney+.
Mark Your Calendars
- A tribute to Rob Reiner, featuring The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, Stand By Me, and This is Spinal Tap, will air on TCM on January 28.
- Cross will return on Prime Video on February 11.
R.I.P.
Vince Zampella, Creator of Call of Duty
Adam “The Woo” Williams, YouTube creator
Duncan McKenzie-McHarg, Australian sportscaster
WATCH THIS
End of an Era: The finale of the Taylor Swift limited series about her Eras tour has been bumped up a few days. Disney+
It’s A Wonderful Life: Instead of George Bailey, let’s all collectively imagine what our lives would have been like if someone else had never been born. ~sigh~ 8 p.m., Bravo
Kennedy Center Honors: I’m just telling you it’s on. I am not suggesting you actually watch it because: gross. 7 p.m., CBS
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | High Potential (repeat) |
High Potential (repeat) |
High Potential (repeat) |
| CBS | The 48th Annual Kennedy Center Honors (new) |
Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (repeat) |
| CW | WWE NXT (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Murder in a Small Town (repeat) |
Doc (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NBA Basketball (live) |
Agreed, Stumble is a gem. Every character is very well cast. The level of madness is just right.