President Piggy is screaming at reporters and threatening network licenses again

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President BubbaGobbler has spent the last couple of days raging at reporters for asking him about the Epstein Files, which makes him seem very innocent and cool.

Today, he fumed that ABC should lose its license when correspondent Mary Bruce asked him why he’s waiting for Congress to release the Files, when he could just release them himself?

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She also asked Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and suggested it was unethical for President Corruption’s family to be doing business with Saudi Arabia while he’s in office.

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BRAVO, MARY BRUCE.

After chiding Bruce for asking a “horrible,” insubordinate” and “just a terrible question,” Trump chided her, “You’re all psyched up. Somebody psyched you over at ABC and they’re going to psych it. You’re a terrible person and a terrible reporter.”

He later accused ABC of being “one of the perpetrators” of a Democratic hoax over Epstein.

“I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and it’s so wrong, and we have a great commissioner, the chairman, who should look at that.” Trump was referring to his FCC chairman, Brendan Carr.

This comes after last night when, on Air Force One, Bloomberg reporter Catherine Lucey asked President Misogynist why he doesn’t just release the files himself, and he pointed at her and replied, “Quiet, quiet, piggy.”

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“Piggy.” Such projection.

This sure feels like the behavior of a man who is cornered and scared. I’m not overwhelmingly optimistic that the Files will be released, and if they are that his name won’t have been scrubbed from them (see below), but he’s not exactly radiating confidence, either.

And, as always, it’s left to women to hold this misogynistic pig accountable.

Speaking of people President Pissy Baby is screaming should be taken off of TV:

I mean, if someone correctly guessed my pin number and SAID IT OUT LOUD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, I would curse, too. Team Sara Haines.

The story of this on-screen kiss between Game of Thrones siblings, Kit Harington and Sophie Turner, just becomes more and more embarrassing for everyone involved. 

Jimmy Kimmel’s band has been renamed “The Cletones.” 

Nate Bargatze might actually build a theme park? Wait, what?

I don’t know if you’re watching Pluribus — you should be — but this promo for it, featuring some Breaking Bad cameos, is perfect:

The Simpsons killed off another character: R.I.P., Alice Glick.

Porsha Williams was escorted off a Delta flight the other day, and now the FBI is involved.

Feel better, Liev Schreiber!

Congratulations, Johnny Knoxville!

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The House will vote on the bill to release the Epstein Files today, and it is expected to pass. But that doesn’t mean the Files will ever see the light of day. The bill will then go to the Senate, where it will either die, be amended, or possibly pass. President Piggy says he will sign it, but that remains to be seen. And even if he does “sign” the bill, he’s already instructed his Department of Justice to investigate the Democrats in the Files, which will give the DoJ cover to not release the files as they will be part of an open investigation. And even if that happens, President Sex Pest has likely had all references to himself and other Republicans scrubbed from the Files, so, you know.

Meanwhile, some conservatives — namely Megyn Kelly — are going out of their way to explain why Epstein wasn’t a “real” pedophile.

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People were not amused.

The story of the 17-year-old girl that Matthew Gaetz allegedly exploited has come to light, and it is very disturbing.

Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is investigating another incident of sexual battery by Sean Combs. 

A man rushed Ariana Grande at a Wicked premiere event in Singapore, and has been charged with being a “public nuisance.” KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES. DAMN.

Young women are not taking crap from photographers on the red carpet anymore. Good.

Former NBA player Patrick Beverly has been charged with felony assault against a family member.

Jameela Jamil makes an excellent point about that AI actress, “Tilly Norwood”: 

“Shame on it,” Jamil said, for “Being a teenage-looking girl who can’t say no to a type of sex scene or to a sexual abuse scene, who can’t advocate for herself, who can’t advocate for more money. It’s marked that it was a young woman, rather than a man that they came out with first and that she looks a particular way. I find the whole thing deeply disturbing.”

A Gallup poll has found that 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to move out of the United States permanently. Gee, why? Can’t imagine.

If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here. 

In Development

  • K-Everything, a travel series produced and hosted by Daniel Dae Kim, has been ordered at CNN.
  • Night Float, an erotic thriller series starring Nina Dobrev, is in development.
  • Shark Bite is being turned into a game show.
  • Oh my God, they are making a movie about Mattress Mack. Houstonians know.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

CBS has released its midseason premiere dates:

  • Hollywood Squares: January 7
  • The Price is Right at Night: January 7
  • Harlen Coben’s Final Twist: January 7
  • The Neighborhood: February 23
  • DMV: February 23
  • FBI: February 23
  • CIA: February 23
  • NCIS: February 24
  • NCIS: Origins: February 24
  • NCIS: Sydney: February 24
  • Survivor 50: February 25
  • George & Mandy’s First Marriage: February 26
  • Ghosts: February 26
  • Matlock: February 26
  • Elsbeth: February 26
  • Sheriff Country: February 27
  • Fire Country: February 27
  • Boston Blue: February 27
  • 60 Minutes: March 1
  • Y: Marshals: March 1
  • Tracker: March 1
  • Watson: March 1
  • America’s Culinary Cup: March 4

Additionally:

  • The Golden Globes: January 11
  • The Grammys: February 1
  • The Beatles Anthology will premiere on Disney+ on November 26.
  • Music Box: It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley premieres on HBO on December 4.
  • Stranded with my Mother-in-Law returns on Netflix on December 3.
  • Culinary Class Wars returns on Netflix on December 16.
  • Fugue State 1986 debuts on Netflix on December 4.

R.I.P.

Dawn Little Sky, Actress who appeared in Gypsy, The Apple Dumpling Gang, and Rawhide, and artist at Disney

Alice and Ellen Kessler, German twin sisters who performed with Frank Sinatra and Fred Astaire, and who passed on the same day

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