MONDAY
Extracted: In this new reality competition, players face extreme conditions in the wilderness while their families watch via a live feed, and decide whether or not they should stay in the competition or be “extracted.” Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Surviving Black Hawk Down: This documentary explores the 1993 Battle of Mogadishu, in which three U.S. Black Hawk helicopters were downed by Somali forces. Premiere. Netflix
Mad Max: Fury Road: All dystopias all the time. 8 p.m. TNT
TUESDAY
High Potential: The team has to rely on board games and puzzles to solve the case in the season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep: Geralt of Rivia is drawn into a conflict between land and sea in this animated film. Premiere. Netflix
50,000 First Dates: A True Story: The true story of Nesh Pillay, a Toronto woman who lost her memory and forgot her fiance, and how they rebuilt their relationship. Premiere. Prime Video
Muslim Matchmaker: Matchmakers Hoda Abrahim and Yasmin Elhady try to help American Muslims find their life partners in this new reality series. Premiere. Hulu
WEDNESDAY
Masked Singer: Somehow we’re up to season 13 of this nonsense. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Inside the NFL: Fittingly, a recap of the Super Bowl for the season finale. 7 p.m., The CW
Summer House: Season nine premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Harlem Ice: This docuseries follows the girls of Figure Skating in Harlem as they train and compete. Season premiere. Disney+
The Simpsons “The Past and the Furious”: Lisa travels back in time and inadvertently sets Mr. Burns on his path to become a ruthless tycoon. Premiere. Disney+
THURSDAY
Next Level Chef: Season four premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Cobra Kai: The final episodes. Series finale. Netflix
My Fault: London: A 19-year-old American’s life becomes super complicated when she moves to London, falls for her stepbrother, and then has her father track her down following his release from prison. Messy! Premiere. Prime Video
La Dolce Villa: Scott Foley stars as a businessman who moves to Italy with his daughter to restore an old villa when romance strikes. Premiere. Netflix
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy: Bridget navigates life as a widowed single mom who returns to work and the dating life. Premiere. Peacock
Sly Lives! (AKA The Burden of Black Genius): Questlove directed this documentary about the life and legacy of Sly and the Family Stone. Hulu & Disney+
FRIDAY
Love is Blind: I DON’T WANT TO GET SUCKED IN, I AM ABOUT TO GET SUCKED IN. Season 8 premiere. Netflix
Yellowjackets: Misty takes on a new personality in the third season premiere. Paramount+ with Showtime
The Gorge: Ana Taylor Joy and Miles Teller star as two elite snipers tasked with guarding a mysterious gorge in this romantic-action-science-fiction-horror film. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Apple TV+
Flow: This Oscar-nominated animated film follows the adventures of Cat as he finds refuge on a boat after a great flood. Streaming premiere. Max
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the groundbreaking variety series, we’re going back to the very first episode. Host George Carlin, and musical guests Janis Ian and Billy Preston. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Have I Got News for You: Season 2 premiere. 8 p.m., CNN
SUNDAY
Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary Special: A three-hour celebration of the iconic and influential comedy series. 7 p.m., NBC
The White Lotus: Let’s go to Thailand where everything will be fine and everyone will have a relaxing vacation and definitely no one will be murdered. Season three premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Tracker: There’s a new lead in the Gina Picket case. Winter premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Equalizer: The team races to find out if a gang war is breaking out. Winter premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Last Week with John Oliver: He’s back, finally. 10 p.m., HBO
Family Guy: It’s a Top Gun parody. 23rd season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Grimsburg: Flute moves into a haunted house. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
The Great North: Wolf gets cast on “Dropped Off To Die.” Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Krapopolis: John Fate comes to town in the winter premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
Was Yellowjackets always a Friday show? It’s been ages but for some reason I thought that was a Saturday/Sunday thing
Great question, and I should have been more clear. ‘Yellowjackets’ will premiere on the streaming service, Paramount+ with Showtime first on Friday, the 14th. It will then premiere on cable on Showtime on Sunday, the 16th.
-T
Ahhh, thank you. That makes sense