MONDAY
Stormy: This documentary explores the life of Stormy Daniels, the adult actress and producer whose path crossed with Former President Payoff and made history. Peacock
An Oprah Special: Shame, Blame, and the Weight Loss Revolution: Oprah Winfrey hosts a conversation about the impact of diet drugs on health care, our economy, and culture. 7 p.m., ABC
The Bachelor: The Women Tell All: I AM SO FAR BEHIND I KNOW PLEASE DON’T YELL AT ME. 8 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
The Valley: A group of friends ” trade bottle service in West Hollywood for baby bottles in the Valley” in this new wannabe Vanderpump Rules. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Dinner Party Diaries with José Andrés: Chef and humanitarian José Andrés hosts Jamie Lee Curtis, Bryan Cranston, and O’Shea Jackson for food and conversation. Premiere. Prime Video and Freevee
Photographer: The stories of iconic photographers Cristina Mittermeier and Paul Nicklen, Dan Winters, Campbell Addy, Krystle Wright, Muhammed Muheisen, and Anand Varma are told in this new documentary series. Premiere. Hulu and Discovery+
Physical: 100: 100 physically fit people compete to be the biggest? toughest? strongest? last standing in this new competition series. Netflix
WEDNESDAY
Top Chef: It’s the first Padma-less season. Pour one out. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Wild Cards: Ellis is lured into a case involving Max in the season finale. 7 p.m., The CW
Family Law: A DNA test reveals that Carla’s son was switched at birth. Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
The Palm Royale: Set in 1969, this new series starring Kristen Wiig, follows a woman who will do anything to break into Palm Beach high society. Series premiere. Apple TV+
Homicide: New York: This new docuseries from Dick Wolf tells the stories of notorious murders from the perspective of the police and detectives that cracked their cases. Series premiere Netflix
THURSDAY
3 Body Problem: Hey, the Game of Thrones guys have made another TV series from an unfilmable book series, this time about aliens. Let’s hope they don’t get bored before the final season! Season premiere. Netflix
Road House: Jake Gyllenhaal is Patrick Swayze but we all know he can never be Patrick Swayze. Premiere. Prime Video
Freaknik: The Wildest Party Never Told: This documentary tells the history of Freaknik, the street party in the 80s and 90s that put Atlanta on the map. Premiere. Hulu
The Long Shadow: This documentary series explores the hunt for the “Yorkshire Ripper,” the notorious U.K. serial killer. Premiere. AMC+, Sundance Now
FRIDAY
Anatomy of a Fall: ~steel band version of “P.I.M.P” begins playing~ Hulu
Shirley: Academy Award winner John Ridley wrote and directed this biography of Shirley Chisholm, the first Black woman to run for United States President. Netflix
SATURDAY
Rami Youseff: More Feelings: Youseff addresses the Presidential election, religion, our divided world, and more in this new stand-up special. Premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Maybe the most accurate depiction of high school in any movie I’ve seen. 7:30 p.m., IFC
Ocean’s Eleven marathon: All three Elevens. Or Ocean’s. 6 p.m., Paramount Network
SUNDAY
Tracker: They’re switching up the time for Tracker for no good reason so far as I can tell, which, why not? Why not just deliberately confuse your audience for no discernable reason? 7 p.m., CBS
Arrival: In honor of the debut of 3 Body Problem, here’s a brilliant, quiet gem of an alien/time travel movie for ya. 7 p.m., Showtime Extreme
The recap for Shirley on Friday is missing an ending I think
Shirley: Academy Award winner John Ridley wrote and directed this biography of Shirley Chisholm, the first Black woman. Netflix
OK, this is easily the funniest single typo I’ve ever made. I’m dying.
–T
Perfection lol