Elmo asked the internet a simple question; the internet responded with an existential meltdown

All I see are dancing chickens.

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Replying to @Ardyn Flynt which came first? (With @Kristi @Malia Baker @Ardyn Flynt @Ilgallinaio_special )

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Larry David’s favorite episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm is a strong choice. Mine is “The Doll” but his choice is solid. 

Larry also has big plans for what he’s going to do with his time now that the show is done.

People are outraged on this Wheel of Fortune contestant’s behalf — she clearly says “Pink Orchid” first, but the judges ruled against her, costing her $40,000. The judges say she said “Something Orchid,” but I’m not hearing it.

Not even Evan Rachel Wood knows how Westworld would have ended. (Probably because Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy have no idea themselves.)

Elmo innocently asked Twitter how they were doing on Monday, and the internet trauma dumped on him.

Elmo was shook:

It was so bad that Sesame Street had to post links to mental health resources:

Even the President chimed in.

It was all a little bittersweet, but y’all need to remember that Elmo is only 3. HE’S 3!

Bob Odenkirk is related to King Charles III somehow.

I keep seeing posts about this French ad featuring Logan Roy, so I guess people care about it? Anyway, here is it:

Well, this is certainly a headline.

Byron Allen made a $30 billion (or $14 billion? I don’t understand business things) offer to buy Paramount. Stay tuned.

Congratulations to Elisabeth Moss!

Renewals

  • Hijack has been renewed at Apple TV+ for a second season.
  • Colin From Accounts has been renewed at Paramount+ for a second season. 

Cancellations

In Development

  • Gillian Flynn’s novel Dark Places is being adapted into a limited series at HBO.
  • Star Trek: Section 31 is in the works at Paramount+ starring Michelle Yeoh, Omari Hardwick, Kacey Rohl, Sam Richardson, Sven Ruygrok, Robert Kazinsky, Humberly Gonzalez, and James Hiroyuki Liao.
  • The Kollective has been acquired by Hulu. Natascha McElhone, Celine Buckens, Felix Mayr, Gregg Sulkin, Grégory Montel, Karel Roden, Cassiopée Mayance, Martha Canga Antonio, and Ralph Amoussou will star.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Conners returns on ABC on February 7.
  • Not Dead Yet returns on ABC on February 7.
  • Abbott Elementary returns on ABC on February 7.
  • American Idol returns on ABC on February 18.
  • Will Trent returns on ABC on February 20.
  • The Rookie returns on ABC on February 20.
  • The Good Doctor returns on ABC on February 20.
  • 9-1-1 premieres/returns on ABC on March 14.
  • Grey’s Anatomy returns on ABC on March 14.
  • Station 19 returns on ABC on March 14.
  • The Housewife and the Hustler 2: The Reckoning will premiere on Hulu on February 12.
  • The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy premieres on Prime Video on February 23.
  • The Family Stallone returns on Paramount+ on February 21.
  • Cat Person premieres on Hulu on March 9.
  • Single Black Female 2: Simone’s Revenge premieres on Lifetime on March 2.
  • Anikulapo: Rise of the Spectre will debut on Netflix on March 1.

R.I.P.

Chita Rivera, Legendary Broadway star of West Side Story, Chicago, and Kiss of the Spider Woman, among others

 

 
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Hinton Battle, Tony-award-winning actor

Hinako Ashihara, Manga artist

Melinda Ledbetter, Wife of Brian Wilson

WATCH THIS

Feud: Capote vs. the Swans: Ryan Murphy’s anthology series takes aim at the war between Truman Capote and the NYC socialites he befriended and betrayed. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FX & FXX

Alexander: The Making of a God: A look at Alexander the Great’s extraordinary life and quest to conquer the world. Series premiere. Netflix

The Unbreakable Tatiana Suarez: MMA fighter Tatiana Suarez prepares for her return to the ring after a four-year hiatus in this new documentary.  8 p.m., HBO

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Newton, the Lemon Twigs
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Bryan Cranston, Lola Tung, Colleen Clark
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Demi Moore, Paul Walter Hauser
  • After Midnight: Sasheer Zamata, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, John Hodgman
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Tapper, Train, REO Speedwagon
  • Watch What Happens Live: Chloe Fineman, Annmarie Wiley

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