Your turn:
@marineconservationpark We aren’t so sure Sea Lions know how to blow a kazoo! But Storm have it his best shot anyway 😂✨ #sealion #CapCut #fyp #dance
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Someone is going to put the Curb theme over Logan’s death, aren’t they?
This was a tough secret to keep! We decided it in the #Succession writers' room in Jan 22. So nobody found out we used code on the whiteboards. Larry David meant Logan Dies. So episode 403 said Connor's Wedding, Larry David. Mind you, that would also have been a great episode. pic.twitter.com/VH1HuHCFOC
— Georgia Pritchett (@georgiapudding) April 11, 2023
The director of the episode also talks about how he crafted it and how he made certain decisions, and it’s very interesting and well-worth a read.
Sunday’s episode brought in 2.5 million viewers, a series high.
House of the Dragon‘s second season has begun production! I mean, we’re not going to see an episode until sometime in 2024, but still!
It's time to return to King's Landing.
Season 2 of #HouseoftheDragon is now in production. pic.twitter.com/lGSQSq6oK9— House of the Dragon (@HouseofDragon) April 11, 2023
You can’t intellectualize the daddy appeal of Pedro Pascal. You just have to let it be.
As for what comes in the second season of The Last of Us, it’s not been said whether or not the show will faithfully follow the same plot as the videogame The Last of Us Part II, but Pascal believes it will. “It wouldn’t make sense to follow the first game so faithfully only to stray severely from the path,” Pascal told Esquire. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK UNLESS YOU VERY MUCH WANT TO BE SPOILED.
Warner Bros. Discovery is expected to reveal their $15.99 a month HBO Max + Discovery+ streaming service, called “Max” tomorrow. It’s expected to launch in a month or two. I still am unclear whether those of us who subscribe to HBO through our cable carrier will still be able to access Max for free or not, and they better be prepared to answer that particular question, dammit.
Meanwhile, IndieWire says that it is possible that Paramount’s move to slim down by consolidating Showtime into Paramount+, and selling off BET and Noggin, might be a preliminary move to position itself for acquisiton. There are too many streamers, so this actually makes a degree of sense.
And Variety asks industry insiders what they think of each of the major streamers.
The Fox News/Dominion Voting systems lawsuit goes to court next week, and the judge is laying down the law: no references to January 6, Dominion can’t make references to threats they received from Former President Arsonist’s followers, and Fox News can not rely on the “newsworthiness” defense.
The Peabody Awards have announced their documentary and news nominees.
So Tom Sandoval brought Raquel home to St. Louis to meet his friends and family there (his family declined to meet her because they thought it was tacky) BACK IN DECEMBER? BEFORE ANY OF THIS CAME OUT? Wow.
Big Freedia released a video for her new song, “Hey Queen” as part of the soundtrack to Netflix’s Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story, and it is giving me ALL THE NEW ORLEANS FEELS.
Speaking of queens, Lizzo is technically a Disney Princess now.
@lizzo *Disney Dutchess 👸🏾
Millie Bobby Brown who is 19 years old is engaged to Jon Bon Jovi’s son is a sentence I did not expect to type out on this day.
#MeToo
Don Lemon is having another bad week. A Variety report claims that he sent threatening messages to a female colleague after she landed an assignment in Iraq that he wanted. The story also claims that he dated a younger employee when such relationships were frowned upon, called a female producer fat, mocked Nancy Grace on air, suggested that Soledad O’Brien wasn’t black and shouldn’t have hosted Black in America, engaged in some ethically questionable behavior in regards to the Jussie Smollet case, was a shameless name-dropper and diva, and routinely made misogynistic comments to colleagues. Lemon denies everything as anonymous gossip.
Sophia Bush recalled a time when a drunk fan became aggressive with her and called her a “TV prostitute.” He seems nice.
WHAT THE FUCK, DALAI LAMA? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, DUDE?
In Development
- An animated Stranger Things series has been greenlit at Netflix.
- The Wages of Fear is being remade at Netflix.
- Hollywood Black, a docuseries, has been ordered at MGM+.
- Involved, a scripted dramedy based on Omarion’s life that he will also star in, has been ordered at AllBlk.
- Columbia: The Final Flight is being co-produced by CNN and BBC.
- Unsolicited Advice for Murderers is going to be adapted for television.
- Ten Keys is going to be adapted for television.
Casting News
- Julie Bowen will star in Hysteria! on Peacock.
- Rob Corddry and Glynn Turman have joined the cast of the CBS pilot JumpStart.
- Teddy Sears and Tamberla Perry have been cast in the NBC medical pilot Wolf.
- Hugo Weaving, Joanna Scanlan, Ruth Bradley, Tom Brook, and James Callis have joined the cast of Slow Horses on Apple TV+.
- Carmen Ejogo, François Chau, and David H. Holmes have been added to the cast of The Penguin at HBO Max.
- Emma Roberts is returning to American Horror Story on FX.
- La La Anthony, Charlamagne Tha God, Colson Baker (Machine Gun Kelly), Steve Buscemi, Bobby Cannavale, Philip Ettinger, Al Gore, Paul Walter Hauser, Sunita Mani, John Mulaney, Oona Roche, Cliff “Method Man” Smith, Jon Stewart, and Marissa Jaret Winokur are set to guest star in Bupkis on Peacock.
- Bella Ramsey, Jodie Whittaker, Tamara Lawrance, and Siobhan Finneran have joined the cast of Time on BBC.
Mark Your Calendars
- Peter Pan & Wendy will premiere on Disney+ on April 28.
- The Mother will premiere on Netflix on May 12.
- The Family Stallone will premiere on Paramount+ on May 17.
- Mulligan will debut on Netflix on May 12.
- Star Wars: Visions returns on Disney+ on May 4.
- I Survived Bear Grylls will debut on TBS on May 18.
- Black Knight will debut on Netflix on May 12.
- Tooth Pari: When Love Bites debuts on Netflix on April 20.
- Risque Business: Japan will premiere on Netflix on April 25.
- Dancing Queens will debut on Bravo on May 9.
- The Afterparty returns on Apple TV+ on July 12.
- John Early: Now More Than Ever will premiere on HBO in June.
- Hannah Gadsby: Someone Special will debut on Netflix on May 9.
R.I.P.
Al Jaffee, Mad Magazine cartoonist who created the beloved fold-in
WATCH THIS
Am I Being Unreasonable?: In this new dark British comedy, two women become fast friends, and it’s all fun and drinks until a dark secret emerges. (Is it just me or does this sound like Dead to Me?) Series premiere Hulu
The Wall: Season five premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Weakest Link: Season three premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Late Night:
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jennifer Garner, Rep. Katie Porter
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kate Hudson; Oliver Hudson; Inhaler
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Carol Burnett, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Metallica
- Watch What Happens Live: Cecily Strong, Melissa Gorga
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Rookie (repeat) |
Will Trent (repeat) |
Will Trent (repeat) |
| CBS | FBI (new) |
FBI: International (new) |
FBI: Most Wanted (new) |
| CW | Superman & Lois (new) |
Gotham Knights (new) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1: Lone Star (new) |
Accused (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Night Court (new) |
American Auto (new) |
The Wall (new) |
Weakest Link (new) |
If we’re going to mash up Succession and Curb Your Enthusiasm, I suggest Logan’s obit take a cue from Curb’s Season 1 Episode 8, “Beloved Aunt.”
OH MY GOD, STAN.
-T
According to CNET, “If you currently receive HBO Max or HBO through a mobile carrier or your cable/satellite TV provider, you’ll have access to the updated Max app. You won’t have to cancel and resubscribe.” So apparently if you subscribe to HBO through your cable provider you’ll still get Max for free.
Thank you for doing the research I was too lazy to do, Jim!
-T