No TV news today, but I would like to introduce you to my new favorite ridiculous bird, the American Woodcock. Even its name is funny!
You’re going to want to turn your sound on:
My new ringtone.. 😂
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— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 21, 2023
@nature.tokker American Woodcock’s great voice #cuteanimals #funnyanimals #wildlife #birdsoftiktok #animals #fyp #fy #animalsoftiktok #aww #foryou #foryoupage
Additionally, they have an amazing walk:
@kimj_66 Dancing American Woodcock
@ugo_troccoli
And they are very tolerant of drunk women manhandling them, apparently:
@gordonramsme06 tb to the time i was drunk in chicago and a bird hit a window #animalsoftiktok #chicago #fyp
What’s not to love? MAGICAL CREATURE.
WATCH THIS
Waco: American Apocalypse: On the 30th anniversary of the 51-day standoff that lead to the death of 76 Branch Davidians, this new documentary includes never-before-seen footage of the incident. Premiere. Netflix
Digman!: Andy Samberg stars in this animated comedy in which archeologists are massive celebrities. Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central
The Kingdom: I have not watched this Argentinian political/religious satire, but this review on Pajiba makes me want to reconsider. Hey, Netflix? How about subtitling your trailers, pal? Netflix
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Brian Cox, Gaten Matarazzo, Mikaela Shiffrin, Caroline Polachek
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Kerry Washington, Delroy Lindo
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Molly Shannon, Giancarlo Esposito, Nickel Creek
- The Daily Show: Guest host Al Franken
- Watch What Happens Live: Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Conners (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
Abbott Elementary (repeat) |
Not Dead Yet (repeat) |
A Million Little Things (new) |
| CBS | Survivor (new) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
True Lies (new) |
| CW | The Flash (repeat) |
Gotham Knights (new) |
Local |
| FOX | The Masked Singer (new) |
Farmer Wants a Wife (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |