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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
I am still stuck in the snow and therefore sort of on vacation brain mode and am not entirely prepared to do a whole political deep dive on the news that we are on the possible cusp of Former President Insurrectionist being arrested — according to Former President Insurrectionist himself. So please forgive the relative briefness of this.
Part of my reluctance to write about this is that after years of being disappointed that this man has never faced the consequences of his actions, I am resisting getting my hopes up.
But then I see something like this …
Steel barricades arriving outside Manhattan Criminal Court @CBSNews pic.twitter.com/aWESUZ01fU
— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 20, 2023
… and babies, I am ready to chill some motherfucking champagne.
So, what is this all about? This indictment — if he is indicted — will be related to the payoff of Stormy Daniels two weeks ahead of the 2016 election, which potentially violated campaign finance laws.
OK SO. Back in 2006, a few weeks after Melania had given birth to their son Barron, Former President Cheater allegedly slept with porn star Stormy Daniels right where I am going to spend my afternoon: South Lake Tahoe. This was not the first adult actress/model that Former President Dingus had slept with in South Lake Tahoe: there was at least one other woman we know about,
The story broke after the election anyway, and Cohen ended up pleading guilty to tax evasion and illegally influencing an election in 2018. He was sentenced to three years and spent four months in jail, and he has been cooperating with the Manhattan DA on this case against his former boss. They weren’t able to indict Former President Walking Felony at the time because he was holding the office of the Presidency, but fortunately, we overwhelming voted that asshole out of office in 2020, despite what his bruised little ego might continue to believe, and the Manhattan DA’s office has been free to go after him ever since.
Former President Meltdown is pissing his pants about it and posted this weekend that he expects to be arrested tomorrow. And this will shock you, but he’s calling for riots protests:
Trump writes on Truth Social that he expects an indictment on Tuesday and calls for protests. https://t.co/TGi6fwhOR8 pic.twitter.com/sOvTRqPI5c
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 18, 2023
A couple of thoughts:
1. I’m just not that worried about another January 6th. The atmosphere is not nearly as charged as it was three years ago, and there doesn’t seem to be any real momentum out there despite a couple of loud voices. From what I’ve been reading from people who follow the far-right, there has not been any real organization, unlike back in 2020 and 2021. Republicans are having some meltdowns and calling this a weaponization of law enforcement, but come the fuck on.
donald trump has threatened to lock up Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, Ilan Omar, Gretchen Whitmer, Robert Mueller, Christine Blasey Ford, Dr. Fauci and countless other personal & political adversaries, but do go on about how… https://t.co/EMnN3XBDkX
— Jo 🌻 (@JoJoFromJerz) March 20, 2023
2. I wish he were going down for something bigger: the Georgia case of tampering with elections, the New York case against him and his company for financial crimes, the classified documents issue, or, best of all, if the DOJ would do something, ANYTHING, on the January 6th front. But I’ll take what I can get. My thinking is that if he gets arrested on this, contrary to all the hand-wringers who think this will only make him a political martyr and make him stronger, I believe it will embolden all the other investigations against him to finally heat up.
Like I said, I don’t know what’s going to happen, and I refuse to get my hopes up. But it costs nothing to chill a bottle of bubbly just in case.
The cast of Ted Lasso is headed to the White House today to discuss “the importance of mental health to promote overall well-being” with President Biden and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden.
Tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/XPNAfqnzEj
— President Biden (@POTUS) March 19, 2023
We’re likely going to have to wait until the end of 2024, or the beginning of 2025 for new episodes of The Last of Us. ~collapses onto the floor~
No one told Sarah Snook that this was the last season of Succession until their final table read, which just seems very rude.
NBC has reached a tentative agreement with Saturday Night Live‘s post-production editors ahead of the April 1 deadline (and Quinta Brunson’s episode), thank goodness.
The Young and the Restless is celebrating its 50th anniversary this week (huge congratulations! That’s a big deal!), and one of its biggest stars, Eric Braeden — better known perhaps as Victor Newman, is REALLY MAD at Eva Longoria. Longoria was on Who’s Talking To Chris Wallace? where Wallace played a clip of her on The Young and the Restless back in the early 2000s. Longoria replied that when she was working that job, she also was working as a headhunter and … let me just print the quote:
“When I got Young & the Restless, it didn’t pay enough for me to live off being an actor. So I continued being a headhunter and Young and the Restless. And I would hide the fact that I was on Young and the Restless to my clients because they didn’t want like a dumb actress handling their accounts. And one time one of my clients was like, you look like a girl that I’ve seen on a soap opera [and I denied knowing anything] … I was like the opposite of a publicist’s dream because I was like, ‘Don’t tell anyone I’m on that show.” Because I was, you know, still making more money on my day job.”
Braeden took this as a dig specifically at soap actors and fired back on Twitter that she couldn’t hack it as a soap actress:
Would run rings around you!! And they did then!! From Robert di Nero to whoever they all are, many of them started in the medium you denigrate! It shows a complete lack of class!!
— Eric Braeden (@EBraeden) March 19, 2023
And then when people suggested that he misunderstood her, he only became angrier:
I didn’t misunderstand a damn thing!!!
— Eric Braeden (@EBraeden) March 19, 2023
Come on now, the whole tenor of that segment was one of embarrassment about her stint in Y&R and HOUSEWIVES! What did you not get about that?
— Eric Braeden (@EBraeden) March 20, 2023
So? When people who have not made it in the medium or have no idea what it is about , say pejorative things about it, I get pissed off! Because I’m 1 of few people in it who have done it all: FROM THEATRE TO FILMS 2 LOADS OF NIGHTIME GUEST STAR ROLES! Know WhT talking about!
— Eric Braeden (@EBraeden) March 20, 2023
Victor Newman! pic.twitter.com/j0F2JgPdRy
— Nichole 🍞🍯 (@tnwhiskeywoman) March 20, 2023
You know you've f*cked up when Victor Newman is using his government name to drag you. 😬😂 pic.twitter.com/TFmALbw3jy
— FangirlingWhileBlack (@BlackFangirling) March 20, 2023
Nobody:
Not even God because it is a Sunday and He's resting:
Victor Newman to Eva Longoria: pic.twitter.com/IbU8pdRcyt— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) March 20, 2023
Nancy Lee Grahn of General Hospital chimed in to both defend Longoria but also gently put her in her damn place:
2. It’s extremely difficult to try & do good work with the limitations of putting out 130 pgs a day with limited time & minimal budget. I’ve 32 pgs today with 1 quick rehearsal 4 cameras. Prime Time actors shoot 3-5 pgs a day with a team of writers who’ve weighed each word 4 them
— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) March 20, 2023
The last well known Prime Time actor who worked here said after 1 day that he felt like he’d been dragged naked thru a swamp. We are all actors. We are all lucky to be working. We are all in this together trying to do the best that we can. That’s all. Love, me.
— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) March 20, 2023
Agree.
— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) March 20, 2023
But being the soap-loving petty bitch I am, I am Team Victor Newman.
Eva Longoria signing onto Twitter & seeing why Victor Newman is trending: pic.twitter.com/ln1NF3aMac
— Matt Hanvey (@MattHanvey) March 20, 2023
Someone find that tweet that’s like “They’ll never name a street after Victor Newman, because you never cross him.” https://t.co/4TW22IJkZU
— B.A. Parker (@aparkusfarce) March 20, 2023
Speaking of soap operas, General Hospital‘s Ingo Rademacher is now claiming he wasn’t fired because he refused to get vaccinated as was ABC’s explanation, but because he was a Former President Spank Me With a Magazine supporter. This is going to be difficult to prove as the show also fired Steve Burton over the vaccine issue, and Burton and Rademacher were two of the biggest stars of the show — stars that I don’t think the show would have willingly fired over something as inconsequential as someone’s private political beliefs. But refusing to get vaccinated when a deadly virus is spreading and part of your job is literally to make out with your co-stars? Anyway, good luck with all that, Ingo.
This is a piece about the very expensive scrapped Game of Thrones prequel pilot, Bloodmoon, which is interesting but my nerd ass can’t stop wondering why the top illustration on the piece shows Naomi Watts in what is clearly Targaryen dress when the show took place centuries and centuries before the Targaryens got involved.
They gave the Mark Twain Prize to Adam Sandler.
Andy Kauffman is going to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. I don’t care about wrestling, but this warms my cold heart.
Y’all shouldn’t take out your anger at Tom Sandoval on the staff of his restaurant. They didn’t cheat on Ariana.
Rupert Murdoch is engaged again. This man is 92 years old.
BUT HERE’S SOMETHING WILD THAT I DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THIS STORY CAME OUT: Rupert’s second wife and the mother to his children Lachlan, James, and Elizabeth — you know, the ones that Succession is clearly based on — is Anna Torv. Not that Anna Torv — not the Fringe, Mindhunter, The Last of Us Anna Torv — but she is that Anna Torv’s aunt.
Heal quickly, Shaquille O’Neal!
Feel better soon, Rod Stewart!
We are keeping the wonderful Sam Neill in our thoughts while he battles stage three blood cancer.
Renewals
- Watch Out for the Big Grrrls has been renewed at Prime Video for a second season. And you can try out:
SEASON 2: I NEED SINGERS THAT CAN DANCE— THE WHOLE PACKAGE
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I NEED YOU! #watchoutforthebiggrrrls pic.twitter.com/NgnHrq1idr
— FOLLOW @YITTY (@lizzo) March 17, 2023
- Superchef Grudge Match has been renewed for a second season on Food Network.
Cancellations
- Lingo is NOT canceled at CBS, but they are pulling it from the schedule to air reruns. The episodes that have not yet aired will be saved for the fall — because CBS is anticipating a writers’ strike will disrupt the season. So that’s not terrific news.
- Power Slap: Road to the Title has been canceled at TBS.
In Development
- Good Burger 2 has been greenlit at Paramount+.
- Drug Spies, a drama series inspired by true events involving “spies who work on behalf of multinational drug companies” is in development at FX.
- Dope Girls, a limited series about the birth of the nightclub scene in London, is in the works at BBC.
- Ronny Chieng’s workplace comedy about the Brooklyn Nets is not moving forward at Hulu.
Casting News
- Julianne Hough is replacing Tyra Banks as the co-host of Dancing with the Stars on Disney+.
- Wendi McLendon-Covey will star in the NBC pilot St. Denis Medical.
- Terry Crews will star in the CBS pilot JumpStart.
- Ciarán Hinds, Rory Kinnear, and Tanya Moodie have joined The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power on Prime Video.
- Joaquina Kalukango, Lonnie Chavis, Rob Morgan, Ryan O’Nan, and Justin Hurtt-Dunkley have been cast in Bass Reeves at Paramount+.
- Geoff Stults has joined The Company You Keep on ABC.
- Jharrel Jerome will star in Unstoppable at Prime Video.
- Kelly McCreary is leaving Grey’s Anatomy on ABC after 9 seasons.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel will return for its final season on Prime Video on April 14.
- Queenmaker debuts on Netflix on April 14.
- Knock at the Cabin will begin streaming on Peacock on March 24.
- Tyler Perry’s House of Payne and Tyler Perry’s Assisted Living both return on BET on March 22.
- Ed Sheeran: The Sum of It All will debut on Disney+ on May 3.
- Growing Belushi returns on Discovery Channel on April 5.
- Dear Coach Stringer will premiere on CBS and Paramount+ on March 25.
R.I.P.
Lance Reddick, Actor known for his roles on The Wire, Oz, Lost, Fringe, Bosch, Law & Order, the John Wick films, and dozens and dozens of other roles. This one hurts.
— Lance Reddick (@lancereddick) March 18, 2023
Consummate professional, devoted collaborator, lovely and gentle man, loyal friend. Could go on, but no, I can't go on. This is gutting. And way, way, way too soon. https://t.co/ACflsf29T3
— David Simon (@AoDespair) March 17, 2023
A man of great strength and grace. As talented a musician as he was an actor. The epitome of class. An sudden unexpected sharp painful grief for our artistic family. An unimaginable suffering for his personal family and loved ones. Godspeed my friend. You made your mark here. RIP pic.twitter.com/Xy0pl5c4NR
— Wendell Pierce (@WendellPierce) March 17, 2023
The passing of @lancereddick leaves a void never to be filled. An artist and personification of kindness and grace. He was not my friend, he was my brother for 26 years and I am forever grateful A new star in our night sky,look to it with a full heart. I love you brother
— TitusWelliver (@welliver_titus) March 18, 2023
Shocked and saddened by the news that Lance Reddick has passed away. Truly heartbreaking.
R.I.P. My friend. You will be missed.
God speed.😥— Isiah Whitlock Jr. (@IsiahWhitlockJr) March 17, 2023
Fucccckk!!
Just found out Lance Reddick just passed away.I’ve worked with Lance on OZ and then on Fringe. Too many stories and good times with Lance.
You’ll be terribly missed.
Jesus he was taken way too soon.🤦🏻♂️Rest easy my friend🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️ pic.twitter.com/GFgc1hI8dR
— KID VICIOUS🔪 (@kirkacevedo) March 17, 2023
Beautiful words shared by Rick Riordan on Lance Reddick (our Zeus forever 💙) pic.twitter.com/90Q5lfa1wy
— Percy Jackson News 🔱 (@updatespercy) March 18, 2023
Lance Reddick was an beautiful and compelling actor. And a beautiful person. He worked with my mom Anne Meara in her play “Afterplay”, playing Raziel, the waiter slash angel of death. He was exquisite in that and all he did.
Nothing is lost. 💙
— Ben Stiller (@BenStiller) March 17, 2023
Deeply sad to hear of the passing of Lance Reddick. An incredibly joyful human being and incredible actor. Working with him on “Corporate” was a masterclass. My deepest sympathies to his family and everyone who was touched by his presence.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) March 17, 2023
I can’t take it no more.
rip Lance Reddick https://t.co/Q1IrJGvOO2
— Plug 5. (@questlove) March 17, 2023
Ahhh… damn it. a big loss. @lancereddick Rest in peace my man. An amazing actor, and an even more amazing dude. Condolences and love to his family and all that knew him. pic.twitter.com/yz0CtBVjhY
— Jeffrey Dean Morgan (@JDMorgan) March 17, 2023
Damn… he was such a great guy and a great actor. @lancereddick #RIP pic.twitter.com/0RqXeKgcuj
— JOE MANGANIELLO (@JoeManganiello) March 17, 2023
Halfway through re-watching THE WIRE comes the news that Lance Reddick has died at the horribly unfair age of 60. Wonderful actor; wonderful man. This is sad news.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 17, 2023
Lance Reddick was an incredibly nice guy, and an incredibly talented actor. This is heartbreaking. My love goes out to all his family, friends, and collaborators.
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) March 17, 2023
RIP Lance Reddick, one of the only people to genuinely rattle Eric Andre pic.twitter.com/Zkjvm8FwfL
— Tom Broome-Jones (@TBroomey) March 17, 2023
I often think about this story Lance Reddick told about working with Keanu on the newest Wick movie pic.twitter.com/tN3WoWsKUP
— Andrew Woods 🥈 (@JimJarmuschHair) March 17, 2023
Sean Lampkin, Actor who is best known as Nipsey the bar owner on Martin
Hal Dresner, Screenwriter and producer who wrote Cool Hand Luke, “The Harvey Korman Show, The Eiger Sanction, CBS Summer Playhouse, MASH, and more”
Peter Hardy, Australian actor on McLeod’s Daughters
Ed Winter, Deputy L.A. County Coroner who worked on a number of celebrity deaths including “Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Brittany Murphy, Paul Walker, Tom Petty and Corey Haim.”
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