Why I don’t have cats:
Cats.. 🤦♂️😅
🎥 @SpotTheLoon2010 pic.twitter.com/B0ChrXIkXH
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 28, 2022
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Hurricane Ian hit Western Florida as essentially a Category 5 hurricane yesterday afternoon, and we have plenty of weather broadcasting shenanigans as a result.
The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore was nearly taken out by a tree branch:
Jim Cantore got hit by a flying tree branch during hurricane report pic.twitter.com/ybONC3VR51
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) September 28, 2022
We're officially in the thick of things.
Our coverage of #Ian continues on The Weather Channel. @mikeseidel gives an update from Fort Myers, Florida: pic.twitter.com/8PKjGLBKZz
— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 28, 2022
An Orlando reporter, Tony Atkins, rescued a nurse trapped by flooding:
WAY TO GO, TONY! Former Milwaukee reporter Tony Atkins, who works in Orlando now, saved a nurse who was trying to get to work from Hurricane Ian floodwaters -> https://t.co/Gej75A1E5m pic.twitter.com/SLvQRz3TL1
— NBC15 News (@nbc15_madison) September 29, 2022
Meanwhile, a Fox News reporter made the most of a fire hydrant in his coverage:
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK THE NEWS IS “FAKE,” ROB.
Also these things happened:
I didn’t know Fox had a weather channel and there’s some interesting stuff going on there 🤣🍆 pic.twitter.com/SDWCOVYz5A
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) September 27, 2022
A FOX NEWS REPORTER JUST SAID “FLASH FUCK FLOOD” WHILE COVERING HURRICANE IAN #HurricaneIan pic.twitter.com/0oG1WVggbV
— 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 🖤💛 (@BURNITDOWNNNNN) September 28, 2022
In all seriousness, this was a brutal storm that hit an area that is honestly not usually a target for hurricanes.
We were in the eye wall of Cat. 4 #Hurricane #Ian for over 5 hours and the back side was the worst.
I haven't experienced anything close to this in over 30 years @weatherchannel pic.twitter.com/wfEqcuEBAm— Mike Seidel (@mikeseidel) September 29, 2022
If you want to help the people of Florida, CNN has come up with a good group of organizations you can donate to.
Well, well, well. Look who is finally recognizing that supporting actors in TV series of different genres shouldn’t just all be lumped together in one category. Was that so hard, Golden Globes?
Netflix will no longer designate Dahmer as LGBTQ content, which is for the best.
My children who are both Gen Z can not tolerate commercials, so this study suggesting that it is older Netflix viewers who will consider switching to a cheaper ad-supported tier is not surprising to me at all.
House of the Dragon will begin filming season two in the spring of 2023, which is great news, I guess, but that means there’s no way it comes out before late 2023 at the very earliest — 2024 more likely.
Meanwhile, there are rumors bouncing around that Henry Cavill and Elizabeth Olsen might join the cast of House of Dragons next season. Y’all. While I agree they would both be Very Sexy Additions to the series, I’m pretty sure this is just some hard-core wishful thinking on the part of certain fans. Cavill being able to take the time away to film another series — much less another fantasy series — seems highly unlikely, for starters. Still … Targaryens do like to take baths, and if anyone knows how to do a bath scene …
So this is crazy: Jerome Flynn, more famously known as Bronn on Game of Thrones, was once in a cover band with Robsen Green who plays Detective Inspector Geordie Keating in the British crime drama Grantchester. The band was formed after the two of them sang a version of “Unchained Melody” on the show they were on together, Soldier Soldier. It was so popular, people wanted to buy copies of it, and Simon Cowell — that Simon Cowell — hounded them until they agreed to sign a record deal with him. That recording went on to become the second best-selling single of the 1990s. The whole story is right here, and it’s ALMOST as crazy as the fact that Jerome Flynn and Lena Headey — Cersei on Game of Thrones — dated back in 2002, and had such an acrimonious breakup, that it was rumored she refused to appear in any scenes with him.
You are going to be surprised by this, I’m sure, but gun violence is pervasive on TV and does not accurately reflect reality.
Jimmy Kimmel — who is not a bad guy — admits that his little Emmy stunt did take away from Quinta’s moment (not that that’s what he meant to do).
You’ll be able to rent the Stranger Things house as a themed Airbnb if you are in the Atlanta area in the next few years.
Best moments of Snoop Dogg on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. So many hilariously wrong answers, and his redemption, #WheelofFortune #CelebrityWheelofFortune @SnoopDogg pic.twitter.com/tGKEKSXnSb
— WheelRob (@WheelRob10) September 26, 2022
Mila Kunis thinks it’s stupid that her fictional character is married to her real husband’s fictional character. (And she’s not wrong.)
So, if you don’t know, Lizzo played James Madison’s crystal flute (not a euphemism) at her D.C. concert on Tuesday, which she was invited to do by the Library of Congress, and certain white people lost their damn minds.
This is all to say that I’m with this guy:
I want an entire Netflix series that’s just the Librarian of Congress inviting famous people over to play with some of the cool shit at the Library of Congress.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) September 29, 2022
Renewals
- Kleo has been renewed at Netflix for a second season.
- Power Book II: Ghost might have been renewed for a second season on Starz.
In Development
- The Gray House, a Civil War limited series produced by Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner, is being made at Paramount.
- The Vanessa Williams scandal is being developed into a limited series.
- Best Day Ever, a sketch comedy show for kids from Samantha Bee, is being developed.
- San Francisco Sounds, a docuseries, has been greenlit at EPIX.
- An Amityville Murders Docuseries has been greenlit at EPIX.
Casting News
- Lisa Kudrow; Charlyne Yi; Tadhg Murphy; Roger Jean Nsengiyumva; Rune Temte; Kiera Thompson; and Rachel House have been cast in the upcoming Taika Waititi Time Bandits series on Apple TV+.
- Jeremy Strong will star in the Prime Video limited series about the Boeing 737 Max crashes, and a limited series about the effects of 9/11 on first responders.
- Kevin Bacon has joined Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Foley on Netflix.
- Jim Gaffigan is the most recent cast addition to Full Circle on HBO.
- Kelvin Harrison, Jr., Weruche Opia, Aaron Pierre, and Jayme Lawson have been cast in Genius: MLK/X on National Geographic and Disney+.
- Martha Gibbs will guest star on Grey’s Anatomy on ABC.
- Neal McDonough, D.B. Woodside, and Amanda Schull are joining 9-1-1: Lone Star on Fox.
- Stephanie Nur has been cast in Lioness on Paramount+. Austin Hébert, Jonah Wharton, and Hannah Love Lanier are also joining the cast.
- Chloe Bennet will recur on Dave on FXX.
- Sean Penn and Matthew Fox have been cast in C*A*U*G*H*T, a comedy series on the Australian streaming service Stan.
Mark Your Calendars
- Yellowstone returns on Paramount+ on November 13.
- Dangerous Liaisons will debut on Starz on November 6.
- I Love You, You Hate Me will debut on Peacock on October 12.
- The Walking Dead returns on AMC on October 2.
- Easy-Bake Battle: The Home Cooking Competition premieres on Netflix on October 12.
- Leverage: Redemption returns on Freevee on November 16.
- My Father’s Dragon will debut on Netflix on November 11.
- Hip Hop Homicides premieres on WE tv on November 3.
- The Kingdom Exodus will return on MUBI on November 13.
- American Horror Story: NYC will premiere on FX on October 19.
- Godfather of Harlem returns on EPIX on January 15.
- Property Brothers: Forever Home returns on HGTV on October 26.
- OK, so I don’t have any dates for when these AMC shows will be released, but the network did release promotional photos for upcoming series: Straight Man; Mayfair Witches; Demascus; and Orphan Black: Echoes
R.I.P.
Coolio, Grammy-winning legendary rapper
Rest in power my brother .@Coolio Love & Respect
— LLCOOLJ (@llcoolj) September 29, 2022
One of the nicest dudes I’ve known.
Good people. R.I.P. Coolio 🕊 🌹 🕊 pic.twitter.com/yQF9ZonbKA— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) September 29, 2022
Coolio was the West Coast Flavor Flav,,, He loved telling everyone that. We was supposed to perform together this Tuesday. #RIP my friend.
— FLAVOR FLAV (@FlavorFlav) September 29, 2022
This is sad news. I witness first hand this man’s grind to the top of the industry. Rest In Peace @Coolio https://t.co/vCeyn08Vsi
— Ice Cube (@icecube) September 29, 2022
Peaceful Journey Brother. #Coolio https://t.co/59sMVmQsU7
— Dr. Love (@questlove) September 29, 2022
RIP Coolio pic.twitter.com/Z53f3n6HDU
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) September 29, 2022
I’m freaking out I just heard my good friend Coolio passed away.
— Vanilla Ice (@vanillaice) September 29, 2022
My deepest condolences go out to the family, friends & fans on the loss of @Coolio. This photo from when we did @ABCNetwork #GreatestHits together. Awesome guy who will be missed. #Coolio pic.twitter.com/tBurdvSiuE
— Bret Michaels (@bretmichaels) September 29, 2022
RIP Coolio. Never forget his appearance on Irish daytime chatshow Open House, who, legend has it, booked him by mistake. They hadn't arranged backing dancers, so he made the middle-age production crew dress up and do it instead. Best TV ever. pic.twitter.com/gVxehs4rlt
— James Cotter (@sirjamesofcots) September 29, 2022
i got to interview coolio one time and you bet i asked him if he was over his beef with weird al. pic.twitter.com/bVPZ15Qtpg
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) September 29, 2022
Bill Plante, Former CBS News White House Correspondent
WATCH THIS
Young Sheldon: George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Hell’s Kitchen: It’s 40-somethings versus 20-somethings in a “Battle of the Ages” competition. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Ghosts: Sam tries to use the ghosts to elicit a positive review of the B&B in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
So Help Me Todd: In this new series, Marcia Gay Harden is a tough lawyer who hires her detective son — Todd — to be in her in-house investigator. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Welcome to Flatch: Barb makes her triumphant return to Flatch. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Call Me Kat: Kat flies next to Ken Jennings in the season premiere. Get it? 8:30 p.m., Fox
CSI: Vegas: The team investigates the death of a dominatrix in her dungeon. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Hocus Pocus: In preparation for tomorrow’s premiere of Hocus Pocus 2. 8 p.m., ABC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Robert De Niro, Chloe Fineman, Arctic Monkeys
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Colin Jost, 5 Seconds of Summer, Tom Benko
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: George Clooney, Alex G
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Billy Eichner, Maya Hawke, Mt. Joy
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ben Stiller, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- The Daily Show: Iman
- Watch What Happens Live: Kelly Ripa
THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (new) |
Hocus Pocus |
CBS | Young Sheldon (new) |
Ghosts (new) |
So Help Me Todd (new) |
CSI: Vegas (new) |
CW | Bump (new) |
Bump (new) |
Great Chocolate Showdown (new) |
News/Local |
FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (new) |
Welcome to Flatch (new) |
Call Me Kat (new) |
News/Local |
NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: SVU (new) |
Law & Order: Organized Crime (new) |
It will always tear me up that one of my favorite local meteorologists (Britta Merwin) left Houston to go be on Fox Weather
I really like Britta, too. She was always a pleasure to watch and really impressed me with her coverage during Harvey.