‘The Gray Man,’ ‘American Horror Stories,’ ‘Love Island,’ Shark Week and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

 

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: The men are objectified and then there are one-on-one dates. 7 p.m., ABC

2022 Home Run Derby: Kyle Schwarber, Albert Pujols, Pete Alonso, Ronald Acuna Jr., Corey Seager, Julio Rodriguez, Juan Soto, Jose Ramirez swing for the fences.  7 p.m., ESPN

The Captain: This docuseries explores the life and times of Derek Jeter, perhaps the greatest Yankees player in modern times. Premiere. 9 p.m., ESPN

TUESDAY

Love Island: Sexy singles search for love in the fourth season of this dumb reality show. Season premiere. Peacock

2022 MLB All-Star Game: American League vs. National League in Dodger Stadium. 6 p.m., Fox

The Day the Music Died: The Story of Don McClean’s ‘American Pie’: Don McClean reveals the secrets of his iconic (and never-ending) song, “American Pie.”  Paramount+

WEDNESDAY

American Horror Stories: Season two of the weekly anthology series. Hulu

Virgin River: So who’s the father of Mel’s baby? Jack or Mark? Season four. Netflix

grown-ish: Zoey returns to the U Cal campus for Junior’s first day, and realizes she might miss it more than she realized. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Freeform

The 2022 Espys: Prizes for people who literally compete for a living. Steph Curry hosts. 7 p.m., ABC

THURSDAY

The Last Movie Stars: This limited docuseries directed by Ethan Hawke explores the love story of Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman. Premiere. HBO Max

Rap Sh!t: In this new series from creator Issa Rae, a pair of old high school friends reunite to create a rap group. Series premiere. HBO Max

The Old Man: Chase is forced to face the consequences of his actions in the season finale. 9 p.m., FX

Trying: Season three. Apple TV+

FRIDAY

The Gray Man: Ryan Gosling stars in this spy thriller as the CIA’s top asset who reveals the agency’s biggest secrets, putting a target on his back. Premiere. Netflix

Secret Celebrity Renovation: Billy Gardell, the star of Bob ♥ Abishola, returns to Pittsburgh to renovate the home of his best friend’s mother in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Fast Times at Ridgemont High: John Hughes gets all the credit for 80s teen movies, but this is the realest. 9:15 p.m., AMC

SATURDAY

The Bob’s Burgers Movie: It’s Bob’s Burgers! But in movie form! 7 p.m., HBO

80s Comedies Marathon: National Lampoon’s Animal House; The Blues Brothers; Stripes; and Caddyshack. (Alright, Animal House was in the 70s, but close enough.) 11:30 p.m., Sundance TV

SUNDAY

Great White Battleground: Hey, it’s Shark Week. 7 p.m., Discovery

Jackass Shark Week 2.0: It’s Shark Week. 8 p.m., Discovery

Great White Open Ocean: It’s still going to be Shark Week. 9 p.m., Discovery

 

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