MONDAY
Pistol: Academy-Award-winning director Danny Boyle tells the story of the Sex Pistols in this new limited series. Premiere. FX on Hulu
Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special: Norm Macdonald filmed a secret special before his death, leaving us with one last goodbye. It also includes footage from his memorial service. Netflix
Julia: It feels like there’s been a ton of Julia Child stuff out there recently, right? The HBO Max miniseries, the cooking competition show? And now this, a documentary from CNN. 7 p.m., CNN
American Ninja Warrior: All-stars return to compete. 7 p.m., NBC
Theodore Roosevelt: The Great Adventure: Based on Doris Kearns Goodwin’s Leadership: In Turbulent Times, this miniseries explores the life and times of President Roosevelt. Premiere. 7 p.m., History
TUESDAY
Tom Swift: Tom, a wealthy, brilliant, charming inventor, has his life turned upside down when his father disappears in this new series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
America’s Got Talent: You know the routine. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Dancing with Myself: So basically, this is a TikTok dance contest, except they weren’t able to license “TikTok” so it’s not that. Officially. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of Dubai: These women take ridiculous wealth to a whole new level. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Generation Drag: Tyra Banks hosts this new series that follows five teens as they prepare for their first drag performance. NO ONE TELL RON DESANTIS. Discovery+
South Park: The Streaming Wars: Premiere. Paramount+
The Orville: Well, this is back. You’ll always be my first hate-blog, Orville. Series premiere. Hulu
THURSDAY
The Boys: Brace yourselves. Season three. Prime Video
Top Chef: A winner is chosen in a terrific Houston season. Season finale. 7 p.m., Bravo
The Book of Queer: A five-episode series celebrating the history of the LGBTQ community. Series premiere. Discovery+
Physical: Season two. Apple TV+
Fire Island: Bowen Yang and Margaret Cho star in this queer take on Pride and Prejudice. Premiere. Hulu
This Is Going to Hurt: Ben Whishaw stars in this drama as an overworked and doctor struggling to keep some balance in his life. Series premiere. AMC+, Sundance Now
FRIDAY
P-Valley: Season two of the critically-acclaimed stripper series. Premiere. 8 p.m., Starz
Floor is Lava: This dumb but addictive show is back. Season premiere. Netflix
Trixie Motel: Trixie Mattel renovates a Palm Springs motel in this new docuseries. Discovery+
SATURDAY
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: Oh look, here’s the Fantastic Beasts movie that Johnny Depp was fired from after a court found that he did commit domestic abuse, something his fans choose to overlook. it’s a movie. 7 p.m., HBO
Party at the Palace: Look, I assume this is some sort of special about the Royal Jubilee but ABC is offering absolutely no description, so who even knows. 7 p.m., ABC
Jurassic Park: Watch the classic before the premiere of Jurassic Park: Dominion. 7:45 p.m., HBO West
SUNDAY
2022 MTV Movie & TV Awards: Vanessa Hudgens hosts. 7 p.m., MTV, MTV2, The CW, CMT, Logo, Paramount, Nickelodeon, VH1, Pop, Comedy Central, BET, BET Her
2022 MTV Movie & TV Awards: Unscripted: Tayisha Adams hosts. 9 p.m., MTV, MTV2, CMT, Logo, Paramount, Nickelodeon, VH1, Pop, Comedy Central, BET, BET Her
Watergate: Blueprint for a Scandal: John Dean reveals the history behind the scandal that took down a president 50 years ago. Simpler, more ethical times. Premiere. 7 p.m., CNN