This golden retriever cares more about this child’s safety than the entire GOP:
All Other TV News
Stranger Things had to add a title card with a content warning following the Uvalde school shooting:
“We filmed this season of Stranger Things a year ago. But given the recent tragic shooting at a school in Texas, viewers may find the opening scene of episode 1 distressing. We are deeply saddened by this unspeakable violence, and our hearts go out to every family mourning a loved one.”
God, I hate this timeline.
— New York Yankees (@Yankees) May 26, 2022
— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) May 26, 2022
Meanwhile, Ted Cruz and his fucking dumbass cohorts are out here insisting that schools only use one door. I know the GOP is suspicious of learning in general, but perhaps they should read up on The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.
Also, door lobby? You’re clearly not donating enough money to these fools.
Meanwhile, this whole story just becomes darker and sadder. The news today that 19 police officers stood outside the door for 40 minutes while the gunman killed 21 innocent souls — some of whom were calling 911, begging for help … this will haunt me for the rest of my life.
And in Chicago, a news crew covering a story about the rise in gun violence might have been threatened by a man with a gun? It actually looks like he’s holding a remote control to me, but who knows.
Having Seth MacFarlane claim your show caters to “the lowest common denominator” has to hurt.
Marvel heard what you had to say about She-Hulk’s CGI and are now trying to fix it.
This Is Us‘ showrunner gives us closure on two characters that everyone seems to have just forgotten.
Guy Fieri is finally getting the love he deserves. I’m not kidding.
Mr. Fieri has emerged as one of the most influential food philanthropists of the Covid age, helping to raise more than $20 million for restaurant workers. He has established himself as an industry mentor among chefs who may or may not admire his cooking but recognize his gifts as a messenger, which have boosted business for the hundreds of restaurants featured on his show. He has won the blessing of the white-tablecloth set through sheer force of charisma and relentlessness, coaxing a reconsideration of how the food establishment treated him in the first place.
“I don’t think he had the respect of people like me or people in the food industry,” said Traci Des Jardins, an acclaimed Bay Area chef who has become a friend. “He has earned that respect.”
“An amazing individual,” said the philanthropic chef José Andrés, recalling how Mr. Fieri churned out plates of turkey for wildfire evacuees in 2018.
Love Island (UK) participants will be given inclusivity training, covering language “around disability, sexuality, race and ethnicity, behaviors and microaggressions.”
Take care of yourself, Ruby Barker.
Going Viral
I usually post about COVID on Wednesdays, but I was so overwhelmed by Tuesday’s events that I held it off until today. This is quite the dystopia we’re living through, guys.
Last week:

This week:

They’re not going to reinstitute mask mandates –we’re well past that — but if you are in an area with high transmission, I would think hard about wearing masks indoors.
OH LOOK HOW SURPRISING:
I’m surprised it’s not bigger news that after their CEO *demanded* an end to mask mandates for transportation, @delta just casually announced they are cutting 100 flights/day due to COVID19-related absences. They offer other explanations, but 🙄. https://t.co/LAGBMl1yRn
— Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD 🏴☠️ (@TheAngryEpi) May 26, 2022
Masks work. Wear one.
Ten days after the Upfront events in New York City, and whaddya know, but attendees are coming down with COVID. Huh! How strange!
Jeff Bridges opened up about nearly dying from COVID, claiming that it was far worse than his cancer.
Jake Tapper reportedly taped his show earlier this month despite testing positive, infuriating some CNN staffers.
The Red Power Ranger has been charged with defrauding the government after allegedly obtaining more than $400,000 in fraudulent PPP loans.
.@jimmykimmel copied @stephenathome by catching COVID twice, so we decided to copy something of his: #MeanTweets pic.twitter.com/RdumWc3hJJ
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) May 19, 2022
Renewals
- Yosi, The Regretful Spy has been renewed for a second season on Prime Video.
- Life Below Zero: First Alaskans has been renewed for a second season on NatGeo.
Cancellations
- The Good Fight will end at season six.
In Development
- Star Wars: Skeleton Crew starring Jude Law has been ordered at Disney+.
- Horizon Zero Dawn is being adapted into a TV series at Netflix.
- God of War has been ordered at Prime Video.
- A limited series based on the life of Jesse Jackson is being developed.
- The Impact ATL, a docuseries, has been ordered by BET+.
- Omar Sy has signed a first-look deal at HBO Max.
Casting News
- Jodie Foster will lead the new season of True Detective on HBO.
- Susan Sarandon and Fat Joe will lead the voice cast of The Movers on Fox.
- Jolie Jenkins, Eva Carlton, and Annaka Fourneret are joining The Loud House on Nickelodeon.
- Ato Blankson-Wood has joined History of a Pleasure Seeker on Hulu.
- Michael Che is planning on sticking around.
- Anthony Anderson is NOT sticking around.
Mark Your Calendar
- Andor will premiere on Disney+ on August 31.
- Willow will premiere on Disney+ on November 30.
- Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey will debut on Netflix on June 8.
- Wildhood will premiere on Hulu on June 24.
- Web of Make Believe: Death, Lies and the Internet will premiere on Netflix on June 15.
- Jersey Shore Family Vacation and Buckhead Shore will both return on MTV on June 23.
- Surviving Summer premieres on Netflix on June 3.
- The Mandalorian will return on Disney+ in February.
- The Senate Project will stream on Fox Nation on June 13.
- Birdgirl will return on Adult Swim on June 19.
- Eureka! will premiere on Disney Junior on June 22.
- Mormon No More will premiere on Hulu on June 24.
- Discovery+ has announced their June slate of programming.
R.I.P.
Andy Fletcher, Founding member of Depeche Mode
Alan White, Drummer for Yes and the Plastic Ono Band
Carol Baldwin, Mother of Alec, Stephen, Billy, and Daniel and breast cancer awareness activist
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Obi-Won Kenobi: So how did Ben Kenobi entertain himself all those years in the desert? Disney+
Stranger Things: Season four, and the end of the story, y’all. Premiere. Netflix
The Blacklist: Red and Cooper face off in the season finale. 7 p.m., NBC
SATURDAY
Old: I finally got around to watching this on a plane recently, and I’m here to say 1. it’s batshit insane and 2. it has one of the dumbest endings of any movie I have ever seen. 10/10 would recommend. (For the same reasons I recommend The Happening.) 7 p.m., HBO
Blazing Saddles: A popular thing for people to say about this Mel Brooks classic is that it couldn’t be made today. This is a thing that is said by people who don’t realize the heroes of the movie aren’t the racists, but the butt of the jokes. 5:15 p.m., FXM
SUNDAY
Purple Rain: We all know this isn’t a great film. That said, name me a movie with a better soundtrack. Go ahead, I’m waiting. 7 p.m., BET Her
Paranormal Activity: It didn’t invent found footage, but it did something new and interesting with it. 8:50 p.m., Epix Drive-In
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Rachel Dratch, Bashir Salahuddin, OneRepublic
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Together As One: Celebrating Asian American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander Heritage | 20/20 |
CBS | Come Dance With Me (new) |
Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
CW | Charmed (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | The Blacklist (new) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
The Rookie (repeat) |
News/Local |
CBS | Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Would I Lie to You? (new) |
Masters of Illusion (new) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | MLB Baseball (live) |
News/Local |
NBC | Transplant (new) |
Dateline (new) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (new) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (repeat) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
SWAT (repeat) |
The CW | Local | Riverdale (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Would I Lie to You? (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | NASCAR Cup Series (live) |
Local/News |
NBC | Weakest Link (repeat) |
Weakest Link (repeat) |
American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
Mongo is just pawn in the game of life