HELLO ALL! I’m taking a quick personal day and will be back on Monday with my usual nonsense. To tide you over, as always, some cute animals.
Here’s a very sweet donkey:
I got Leroy 2 weeks ago. I think he’s starting to warm up to me lol from FunnyAnimals
These two who love their new baby sister:
Doggie offering his donut toy to his new baby sister from AnimalsBeingBros
This new mom:
Are you my mom? from AnimalsBeingBros
And this adorable thief:
What squirrel, Dad?😉
— Golden Retriever Channel (Beth) (@GoldretrieverUS) April 18, 2022
(Aguyandagolden TT) <follow#VisaDog #dog pic.twitter.com/9RqlaT0ZeZ
See you next week!
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
The Simpsons: When Lisa Met Billie: In this new short, while looking for a quiet place to practice her saxophone, Lisa Simpson meets Billie Eilish and her brother Finneas. Premiere. Disney+
Heartstopper: Charlie and Nick realize their friendship might be something more in this coming-of-age series. Premiere. Netflix
Selling Sunset: Season five. Netflix
SATURDAY
The Batman: Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravitz star in this well-received gritty neo-noir chapter in the Batman franchise. 7 p.m., HBO
The Green Knight: How did this not get nominated for a single Oscar? Not art direction? Costume design? Special effects? This is absolutely the most scandalous thing to happen at the Oscars this year. 7 p.m., Showtime Showcase
The Amityville Horror: The blood-oozing-from-the-walls, red-eyed basement-pig original. 6:38 p.m., Cinemax West
SUNDAY
Barry: Barry searches the dark web for jobs in the season three premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
The Man Who Fell to Earth: Chiwetel Ejiofor stars as an alien hoping to save our world and his own. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Showtime
The Baby: When a baby that she does not want unexpectedly shows up in her world, it turns Natasha’s life into a surreal horror show in this new horror-comedy. Series premiere. 9:33 p.m., HBO
Gaslit: Julia Roberts stars as Martha Mitchell in this new series about the woman who threatened to blow up the Watergate story, was kidnapped for her trouble, and slandered. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Starz
From: Season finale. 8 p.m., Epix
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Betty Gilpin, Justine Skye
- Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): XXX
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | NBA Playoff (live) |
| CBS | Come Dance With Me (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | 2040 | Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | The Blacklist (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | Wonderful World of Disney: The Lion King | Abbott Elementary (repeat) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Would I Lie to You? (new) |
Masters of Illusion (new) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
The Cleaning Lady (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
American Idol (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
SWAT (new) |
| The CW | Local | Riverdale (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Would I Lie to You? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The Simp-sons (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (new) |
The Great North (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
| NBC | American Song Contest (repeat) |
Weakest Link (new) |
Transplant (new) |