Oscar Isaac must be stopped.

That car belongs to the bear now, Michael Rappaport.

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(Just in case y’all don’t know — like TMZ, where I first saw this — this is a joke, that’s not his mother’s car, it’s a bit he does, this one is my favorite.)

All Other TV News

Phoebe Waller-Bridge is leaving the Mr. + Mrs. Smith reboot at Amazon over “creative differences” with Donald Glover, and I am SO DISAPPOINTED. She’s staying on as an executive producer, but will no longer be starring in the series.

Mike Richards has hired the lawyer that negotiated Chris Harrison’s big $10 million payday on his exit from The Bachelor. It’s clear he’s looking for a fight, but Mike Richards is not Chris Harrison, who had some public sympathy on his way out the door.

People really want LeVar Burton to be the host of Jeopardy! (He is not going to be the host of Jeopardy!)

Only Murders in the Building (which is charming) is Hulu’s most-watched comedy premiere, at least according to Steve Martin …

The Ted Lasso folks sent Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney those biscuits.

Upcoming HBO series Scenes From a Marriage had its premiere at the Venice Film Festival and this happened:

 

 

Oscar Isaac and his sexiness MUST BE STOPPED

Don’t worry, Isaac’s wife was right there the whole time and clearly cool with it.

My response if I was Mrs. Isaac:

As for what Jessica Chastain had to say about it:

The Walking Dead might be running out of steam (and has been for a while), but there are still a bunch of Walking Dead projects on the horizon.

Lorde has dropped out of her performance on the MTV VMAs for reasons that are vague at best.

Kaley Cuoco’s “very unconventional marriage” to her husband with whom she did not actually live for two years has ended. Huh.

PROTECT STANLEY TUCCI.

Congratulations to Pete and Chasten!

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Rookie returns on ABC on September 26.
  • The Electrical Life of Louis Wain will premiere on Amazon on October 22.
  • The Great British Bake-Off will return on Channel 4 soon.

  • My Heroes Were Cowboys will debut on Netflix on September 16.
  • 26th Street Garage: The FBI’s Untold Story of 9/11 will debut on Paramount+ on September 9.
  • Forever Rich will premiere on Netflix on October 1.
  • The Seven Deadly Sins: Cursed by Light will premiere on Netflix on October 1.
  • Scissor Seven premieres on Netflix on October 3.

R.I.P.

Willard Scott, Legendary weatherman of The Today Show and the first Ronald McDonald

Fuquan Johnson, Comedian and TV writer

Jean-Paul Belmondo, French New Wave actor

David Patten, Former NFL player

Tunch Ilkin, Former NFL player

Sarah Harding, Singer and actress in Girls Aloud

Mal Z. Lawrence, Borscht Belt comedian

Rickie Lee Reynolds, Black Oak Arkansas guitarist

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Countdown: Inspiration4 Mission to Space: This docuseries will follow the training to the launching of the first all-civilian orbital space mission aboard SpaceX. Premiere. Netflix

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