MONDAY
Bachelor in Paradise: Our long national nightmare is back, now with 100% more David Spade for some reason. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Indiana Jones marathon: Who knew archeologists were so sexy? 6 p.m., Paramount Network
Ben & Jerry’s: Clash of the Cones: Ice cream masters compete to create a flavor for the iconic ice cream company in this new series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Food Network
TUESDAY
Nine Perfect Strangers: Nicole Kidman leads a star-heavy cast in this dark drama about a health and wellness retreat which might actually be much more. Series premiere. Hulu
Superman & Lois: “Superman’s worst nightmare comes to life” in the season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
WEDNESDAY
House Calls with Dr. Phil: Dr. Phil shows up at people’s houses to yell folksy wisdom at them in their living rooms in this new series. Let’s hope everyone’s vaccinated. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
The FBI Declassified: This new docuesries takes a look into some of the biggest cases the FBI has cracked. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens: Nora trains a new CBD employee in the second season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
In the Same Breath: This new documentary looks at the early days of the pandemic and how the United States and China tried to contain the virus, and the disinformation that was being spread. Spoiler alert: They were unsuccessful. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
Diary of a Future President: Season two premiere. Disney+
Memories of a Murderer: The Nilsen Tapes: A look at notorious British serial killer, Dennis Nilsen, as told partially through his own words. Premiere. Netflix
THURSDAY
Sweet Life: This new reality series produced by Issa Rae follows a group of friends navigating their twenties in South Los Angeles. Series premiere. HBO Max
Annette: Adam Driver and Marion Cotillard star in this musical film about a comedian and his singer wife, and their unusual child who changes their lives forever. Premiere. Amazon
Truth Be Told: Season two premiere. Apple TV+
Jakob’s Wife: A bored housewife becomes a vampire in this new horror film. Shudder
Coroner: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Five Bedrooms: Season two premiere. Peacock
FRIDAY
Reminiscence: Hugh Jackman stars in this futuristic mystery as a private investigator of the mind who helps his clients find their lost memories. Premiere. HBO Max
The Chair: Sandra Oh is the chair of a university’s English department, in this new comedy created by Amanda Peet. Series premiere. Netflix
Sweet Girl: Jason Momoa takes on the pharmaceutical industry in this new action-adventure film. Or something. Netflix
The Loud House Movie: Premiere. Netflix
Greatest #AtHome Videos: Cedric the Entertainer is back with more viral videos and feel-good moments. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
SATURDAY
Stand Up to Cancer: Famous people raise money for cancer research. CBS, Fox, NBC, IFC, AHS, AXS TV, DA, DFC, DLC, E!, FYI, Showtime, UPtv
Godzilla vs. Kong: Monster mash. 7 p.m., HBO
Pixie: Alec Baldwin co-stars as a gangster priest in this Irish heist film. 8 p.m., Showtime
SUNDAY
The Walking Dead: Maggie tells her story in the final season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
NYC Epicenters 9/11 – 2021 1/2: Spike Lee’s new docuseries explores New York City’s past two tumultuous decades. Series premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
Work in Progress: The charming and neurotic comedy about a 45-year-old woman re-evaluating her life is back for season two. 10 p.m., Showtime
Gossip: A look at the New York City gossip industry and its mavens, including Liz Smith, George Rush, Richard Johnson, and Cindy Adams. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime
Chapelwaite: Adrien Brody stars in this new Stephen King story as a ship captain who moves his family to Maine after his wife dies. Spooky shit ensues. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Epix