Day Three, and we’ve literally turned into an episode of ‘Veep.’

I’ve often wondered if on The Walking Dead anyone has any idea what the date is, much less what day of the week it is. I assume Eugene probably does, but I doubt anyone else does or cares, and on this, the third day of Election Day, I get it. What even is time, anyway, amirite, Steve Kornacki?

It’s Thursday, by the way, but who really cares, you know?

Anyway. Here are two cats talking to each other.

Political Crap

As I said, it’s day three, and we still do not know who the President is. Biden is inching ever closer with a few thousand votes in Georgia and a few thousand votes in Nevada and a WHOLE BUNCH of votes in Pennsylvania and who even knows what’s going on in Arizona …

Team President Malignancy continues to scream about fraud and demanding to stop the counting of the vote … except for in the places where they insist the vote must continue:

To be very clear, there is only one side who wants to stop the vote, and it ain’t Biden’s.

Meanwhile, President Frivolous Lawsuit’s attempts to litigate himself a win isn’t working out so great for him, either (as there is no basis for his bitching):

Look at this mess:

Anyway. I’m calm. He’s losing. It might not be over today, it might not be over tomorrow, but it will be over soon. And when it is, I can eventually go back to not having to think about this fucking lawless monster every goddamned day. It will happen.

Going Viral

Charmed had to stop production after someone on production tested positive.

Don’t Worry Darling, a film starring Olivia Wilde, Florence Pugh, Harry Styles, Chris Pine, KiKi Layne, Gemma Chan, and Nick Kroll, has shut down production after someone tested positive.

Disney+’s upcoming series Big Shot had to suspend production over a positive case.

All Other TV News

Former Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants have feelings about the Tayshia shake-up that is coming tonight. And while we’re on the topic: PROGRAMMING NOTE: My recap for The Bachelorette is going to be late — probably not up until Monday at the very earliest, more likely Tuesday. Apologies in advance.

The creator of Dexter says the most obvious thing about the upcoming Dexter revival.

When you’re too poor to spend $5 million to destroy your $50 million house.


Stay strong, Michael J. Fox. We’re all rooting for you.


  • Flip or Flop has been renewed for a tenth season at HGTV.
  • His Dark Materials has been renewed for a third season on HBO.
  • Loki has been renewed at Disney+ for a second season ahead of its premiere.
  • Bridgerton has been renewed at Netflix for a second season ahead of its premiere.


  • Interrogation has been canceled by CBS All Access after one season.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Lego Star Wars Holiday Special will premiere on Disney+ on November 17.
  • The Masked Dancer will debut on Fox in December.


Elsa Raven, Actress best-known for her role as the “Save the Clock” Lady in Back to the Future

Cheryl Tiano, Agent who represented TV and film composers


The Bachelorette: Obviously, the election hijacked The Bachelorette‘s usual night, but ABC isn’t going to just leave us hanging. Looks like it’s Clare’s time to say goodbye.  7 p.m., ABC

Young Sheldon: Sheldon has a breakdown after graduating from high school in the season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

B Positive: A young father who needs a kidney transplant receives one from an unlikely source in this new series. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

Mom: Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party in the season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Paranormal: In this new Egyptian series, a hematologist becomes a paranormal investigator. Series premiere. Netflix

Ghost Adventures: GHOST TRAIN. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Travel

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kenan Thompson, Kate Mara, James Blake
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: David Sedaris
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Larry Wilmore, Laura Benanti
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Henry Golding, Ella Mai
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: David Duchovny, Jon Pardi
  • The Daily Show: The Daily Social Distancing Show
  • Conan: Nicolle Wallace
  • Watch What Happens Live: Shep Rose, Craig Conover
THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Bachelorette
Match Game
CBS Young Sheldon
B Positive
Young Sheldon
Star Trek: Discovery
CW Supernatural
The Outpost
FOX Thursday Night Football
NBC Superstore

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