MONDAY
Breeders: Martin Freeman and Daisy Haggard star in this new comedy about the struggles of parenthood. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FX
The Bachelor: “The Women Tell All”: A bunch of former pageant contestants scream at each other over a man none of them spent more than two hours with. 7 p.m., ABC
9-1-1: Lone Star: RATTLESNAKE INFESTATION! 7 p.m., Fox
TUESDAY
Empire: The final episodes begin. 8 p.m., Fox
Super Tuesday coverage: OK ONCE WE GET THROUGH TODAY WILL EVERYONE PLEASE DROP OUT ALREADY? 7 p.m., ABC, NBC & CBS
Portals to Hell: The pair explore the LaLaurie Mansion, and I only mention this episode because I am low-key OBSESSED with the LaLaurie Mansion. 9 p.m., Travel
WEDNESDAY
Volcano Live! with Nik Wallenda: NOPE. 7 p.m., ABC
Dave: A neurotic white guy is convinced he’s meant to be one of the greatest rappers of all time in this new comedy. Series premiere. 9 p.m., FXX
THURSDAY
Devs: A young software designer investigates her boyfriend’s suspicious suicide and uncovers a vast technology-based conspiracy in this new series. Hulu
Better Things: In the one-hour season premiere, Sam picks up the girls from a trip and embraces her “state of being.” 9 p.m., FX
Love is Blind: Reunion Special: Because you have to know what happened. Netflix
Castlevania: Complete third season. Netflix
FRIDAY
Amazing Stories: Steven Speilberg has brought the 80s series back. Series premiere. Apple TV+
The Most Dangerous Animal of All: A man believes his father is the Zodiac Killer in this new documentary. 7 p.m., FX
Hillary: Exactly what you think it is: a documentary about Hillary Clinton, her campaign, and her past. Hulu
Ugly Delicious: David Chang is back and eating stuff. Netflix
Spenser Confidential: All I know is that it’s a comedy-cop thriller, it stars Mark Wahlberg and somehow Post Malone is involved. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Daniel Craig & The Weeknd 10:30 p.m., NBC
Yesterday: A man discovers he is the only person in the world who remembers The Beatles, so he does the obvious thing: rips them off to become famous. 7 p.m., HBO
The Shining: I still don’t understand why Stephen King hates it so much. 8 p.m., IFC
SUNDAY
The Outsider: Speaking of Stephen King, this series has been brilliant. Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
Ride with Norman Reedus: Michael Rooker guest stars in a Dixon brother reunion! Season premiere. 10 p.m., AMC