Please enjoy this video of Ryan Seacrest falling out of his chair like an idiot.

Ryan Seacrest falling out of his chair while trying to catch a shiny balloon on live TV pretty much symbolizes how 2020 is going so far:

Holy shit, y’all: Jade and Tanner Tolbert — as in Bachelor in Paradise‘s Jade and Tanner — have been accused of cheating after winning $1 million on Draft Kings. Basically, Jade won the $1 million prize, though people are calling foul. Seems Draft Kings allows you to submit 150 lineup combinations per week of football, and you’re not supposed to team up with anyone else. But Jade appears to have discussed her lineups with Tanner who submitted his own 150 different lineups, effectively giving the couple 300 lineups.

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Speaking of cheating and gambling, bookmakers believe the winner of the Jeopardy! championship that begins airing tonight has already leaked as a bunch of bets poured in for one particular contestant. And speaking of the Jeopardy! championship, who the hell is that third guy?

Baby Yoda is not baby Yoda.

ALERT: Schitt’s Creek fans, this is for you.

This explains so much about Tyler Perry’s TV shows. That’s all I’m going to say about THAT.

A woman joked about grabbing Outlander star Sam Heughan’s ass at a convention, people FREAKED OUT thinking she actually did, he said she didn’t and that it was cool, but people are still FREAKING. OUT.

WARNING: This is going to be super boring if you don’t watch MSNBC. But if you watch as much MSNBC as I do (you don’t), you are well familiar with Stephanie Ruhle, one of the daytime anchors who started off covering business issues. She has been named senior business correspondent at NBC and her role across both NBC and MSNBC is going to expand. This story is interesting for two reasons: 1. she had been rumored to have been talking to other networks in recent months (I think maybe even Fox News) and 2. there are rumors that MSNBC wants to move Chuck Todd to Ruhle’s 8 a.m. slot right after Morning Joe, and expand Nicole Wallace’s afternoon spot to two hours, but that Todd is resisting. Anyway, I like Ruhle — she’s a tough cookie who doesn’t let folks off the hook and I am glad the network appreciates her talents.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Sex Education returns on Netflix on January 17.
  • Mythic Quest: Raven’s Banquet will premiere on Apple TV+ on February 17.
  • Diary of a Future President will debut on Disney+ on January 17.
  • The Thing About Harry will premiere on Freeform on February 15.
  • Visible: Out on Television will premiere on Apple TV+ on February 14.
  • Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez will debut on Netflix on January 15.

R.I.P.

Nancy Carol Lewis Jones, Monty Python’s manager and the publicist for Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Rolling Stones, and Joe Cocker

Elizabeth Wurtzel, Author of Prozac Nation

WATCH THIS

Schitt’s Creek: Johnny and Moira have a romantic picnic on the side of the creek in the final season premiere. 8 p.m., Pop

Vanderpump Rules: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Ellen’s Game of Games: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Jeopardy!: The Greatest of All Time: Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter, and James Holzhauer go head-to-head. 7 p.m., ABC

NCIS: Gibbs helps Ziva with the “one thing” in the winter premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

The Resident: Conrad struggles with his next step in the winter premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

FBI: A businessman who had a history of harassment is murdered. ~cough~ Winter premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

mixed-ish: The Challenger tragedy hits home in the winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

black-ish: Diane and Bow go to the salon. Winter premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC

Emergence: Mia tries to send Piper a message in the winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

FBI: Most Wanted: “Jess LeCroix.” LOL. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist: Jane Levy hears people’s thoughts … in song in this new series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Late Night:

 

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Salma Hayek, George MacKay, Ask “This Old House”
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rachel Maddow, J.B. Smoove, Caitlin Kalafus
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Rose Byrne, Bobby Cannavale, Jamie Oliver
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Rachel Brosnahan, Greta Gerwig, Taylor Hawkins & the Coattail Riders
  • The Daily Show: Ronan Farrow
  • Lights Out with David Spade: Benji Aflalo, Marcella Arguello, Rick Ingraham
  • Watch What Happens Live: Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright
  • A Little Late with Lily Singh: Adam Rippon, Iliza Shlesinger

 

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ABC The Conners
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Bless This Mess
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mixed-ish
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black-ish
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Emergence
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CBS NCIS
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FBI
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FBI: Most Wanted
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CW The Flash
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Arrow
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Local
FOX The Resident
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Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back
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News/Local
NBC Ellen’s Game of Games
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Ellen’s Game of Games
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Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist
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