True story: I was going to do a proper post today, with actual TV news, but apparently the entire entertainment business went on vacation the moment Eddie Murphy’s Saturday Night Live ended. Which, you know, is fine for me. I’ve got tons of last minute holiday crap to take care of, as I suspect you do too. But I’m not going to leave you empty handed! My first gift to you this holiday season is the knowledge that baby crocodiles sound like laser guns. Sound on for this one. PEW! PEWPEW! PEW!
Also, they seem super-friendly. Or maybe they just want to eat that guy. Who can say.
Also, Happy Festivus! Enjoy telling your loved ones how they’ve disappointed you this year!
WATCH THIS
His Dark Materials: Lyra aids Asriel at a great personal loss in the season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
The Price is Right: Seth Rogen stops by for the prime time special. 7 p.m., CBS
The NeverEnding Story: If your kids didn’t understand the reference in Stranger Things, now’s a chance to educate them. 10 p.m., ABC Spark
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Same Time, Next Christmas | The Good Doctor (repeat) |
| CBS | The Price is Right (new) |
All Rise (repeat) |
Bull (repeat) |
| CW | The Christmas Caroler Challenge (new) |
The Christmas Caroler Challenge (new) |
Local |
| FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
Prodigal Son (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Holidays with the Houghs | A Saturday Night Live Christmas Special |