MONDAY
Untouchable: A documentary about the rise and fall of that pig Harvey Weinstein. Hulu
Steven Universe: The Movie: The feature-length movie is proceeded by a marathon of Steven Universe episodes which begins at 5 a.m. 5 p.m., Cartoon Network
Investigation Discovery True-Crime Marathon: The ID network is going to be airing all-new true-crime specials all day today. Or you could binge Mindhunter, which I would highly recommend if you’re in the mood for some true crime. 4p.m., ID
TUESDAY
Mayans M.C.: The M.C. uncover a leak in the season premiere. 9 p.m., FX
Conan Without Borders: Greenland: It’s only been about two weeks since we learned that President Bankrupt wanted to buy the not-for-sale nation of Greenland. In that time, Conan managed to go to Greenland and film an entire episode trolling our idiot president 9 p.m., TBS
Greenleaf: Season premiere. 9 p.m., OWN
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of Dallas: Well, these lunatics are back. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
Wu-Tang: An American Saga: Basically, it’s the RZA’s Straight outta Compton. Series premiere. Hulu
YouTube Special: A Student’s Guide to the First Year of College: Going to be honest, I’m putting this here for purely personal reasons. But maybe some of y’all have college freshmen, too? YouTube
THURSDAY
Sunday Night Football: No, it’s not Sunday, but NBC has the rights to “Sunday Night Football” and apparently the first game of the season so here we are. Packers at Bears.  7 p.m., NBC
Spin the Wheel: Two-hour season finale. 7 p.m., Fox
The Naked Gun marathon: But only the first two movies — or, specifically, the first 2 1/2.  7 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra
FRIDAY
The Spy: Sacha Baron Cohen stars in this spy drama from the creator of Homeland. Series premiere. Netflix
Titans: Second season premiere. DC Universe
Late Night: The Mindy Kaling/Emma Thompson movie is now available on Amazon Prime. Fun fact: Mindy Kaling was once an intern on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Amazon
Elite: Season two of the sexy Spanish teen drama. Netflix
Couples Therapy: Not to be confused with the reality series of the same name which treated DMX, Jenna Jameson, and Scott Stapp. Series premiere. Showtime
SATURDAY
Mary, Queen of Scots: Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie are the bickering cousins. 7 p.m., HBO
Reservoir Dogs: True fact: I saw this movie by myself in a completely empty theater some 27 years ago. 7:15 p.m., Showtime Showcase
SUNDAY
Black Girls Rock 2019: Niecy Nash hosts, and Angela Bassett and Regina King are honored for being the baddest women around. 7 p.m., BET
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Oy yoy. Season premiere. 8 p.m., E!
Country Music: Live at the Ryman: To celebrate the upcoming Ken Burns documentary on country music, PBS hosted this concert featuring Dierks Bentley, Rosanne Cash, Rhiannon Giddens, Vince Gill, Kathy Mattea, Marty Stuart and Dwight Yoakam. 7 p.m., PBS