‘Big Mouth’s’ Hormone Monstress receives the glorious drag queen tribute she deserves

Sometimes we need to start with good news. To that end, I present to you the following: A drag queen’s tribute to Maya Rudolph’s hormone monstress from Big Mouth which will leave you needing to take a bubble bath:

Nick Kroll loved it and shared with Maya Rudolph:

And Miss Toto got herself a free Netflix subscription out of it:

Here’s more about Miss Toto who is a bodybuilder and marine-science researcher and needs to be on RuPaul’s Drag Race IMMEDIATELY.

So, it’s official: Channing Dungey is going to Netflix where she will be the VP of original programming.

Tucker Carlson continues shedding sponsors. GOOD.

Alfonso Ribeiro and Backpack Kid are suing Fortnite for stealing their signature dances. GET YOUR MONIES, BOYS.

The GLOW ladies will be getting their own comic book series if comic books are your thing.

Frank Oz is still bitching about The Muppets under the Disney regime.┬áThe most baffling thing about this, though, is his claim that he’s “said little” about the situation. LOL, NO? I MEAN, I DON’T DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU’VE SAID, BUT YOU HAVE SAID QUITE A BIT, ACTUALLY?

WRONG. The best made-for-tv game was True American on New Girl. Get it straight.

Had Bryan Fuller stayed on American Gods, Gillian Anderson was going to appear as Princess Leia and Mr. Rogers. Ah, what could have been.

SPEAKING OF THINGS WE’VE BEEN DENIED: Nick Offerman on Survivor.

That crazy 14-year-old girl on America’s Got Talent who was clearly possessed by the actual spirit of Janis Joplin got a record deal.

Whoopi and Elisabeth Hasselbeck refused to participate on a book about The View. HMM, WHY, GUYS?

There are no “Keep Fucking that Chicken”s in here but this collection of local news bloopers is still fun:

File this under Vaguely Interesting If You Care About Syndicated Daytime TV, I Guess: Extra is moving from NBC stations to Fox stations in 2019.

Netflix and the creators of Making a Murderer are being sued for defamation by a Wisconsin police officer for suggesting he framed Steven Avery.

According to Reporters Without Borders, the United States has become one of the five deadliest countries for journalists.

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Time’s Up

Yeah, Les Moonves ain’t getting that $120 million.

A former model who had an affair with Woody Allen when she was 16 years old and may have been an inspiration for the film Manhattan has come forward to remind us that Woody Allen has a long history of having sex with teenagers. She seems to think this is a nuanced story where she was no victim, but it really is not that complicated. He’s a gross sex monster who took advantage of children who agreed to have sex with him. It’s pretty fucking cut and dry.

There was a bit of controversy over on the set of SMILF in which an actress was uncomfortable filming a nude sex scene, and writers complained of being segregated by race and not receiving proper credit for their work. ABC Studios performed an investigation and cleared creator and star Frankie Shaw. SMILF is set to return on Showtime next month.┬áMeanwhile, Glen Mazzara, former Walking Dead showrunner is convening a panel on sex scene safety at this summer’s ATX Festival.

Cardi B’s husband Offset interrupted her performance Sunday night to beg her to take him back after she dumped him for cheating on her repeatedly. Cardi B sent him off stage alone, because fuck that disrespectful noise. I could go on a long rant about why this “romantic” gesture was actually manipulative and horrifying, but instead I’ll send you over to Pajiba to read their long rant about it because it is great. Also, they include a clip from Alias I had never seen before, but as a woman who would never marry a man who asked my father for my hand in marriage (even though my father would have eaten that shit up with a spoon) resonated with me deep in my angry feminist soul.

 

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Elementary will end after the upcoming seventh season.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television returns on YouTube Premium on January 30.
  • Alexa & Katie returns on Facebook on December 26.
  • Soft Focus with Jena Friedman returns on Adult Swim on January 25.

  • Into the Dark‘s new episode, “New Year, New You” will debut on December 28.

R.I.P.

William “Willbilly” Hathaway, Cast member on Wicked Tuna.

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Ellen DeGeneres: Relatable: Ellen returns to her stand-up roots. Netflix

Take Back the Harbor: This special looks at a remarkable New York City high school who is helping replenish the oyster beds in the New York Harbor. I do recognize that this might only interest me because I used to live practically on the harbor, love oysters and have two kids in unique high schools, so, you know, feel free to ignore this. 7 p.m., Discovery

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