Triumph the Insult Comic Dog poops on Ted Cruz and the rest of the best of Election Eve late night


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog came to Texas to meet our senatorial candidates, Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke. He congratulates Beto on being anyone but Ted Cruz, and points out to Cruz supporters that comparing Cruz to the Zodiac Killer is unfair because his plan to repeal Obamacare would kill way way way way way way way way way way way WAY more people than the Zodiac Killer. Triumph also gets a chance to chat with Ted Cruz and I won’t spoil his zinger, but it is AMAZING.

Seth Meyers takes his own network to task for running Trump’s racist ad in this Closer Look at Trump’s shenanigans in the run-up to Election Day WHICH IS TODAY, SO VOTE:

Stephen Colbert is handling pre-election stress the only way one can: with sweet, delicious bourbon:

James Corden breaks down the midterms in less than three minutes:

Jimmy Kimmel points out that we as Americans are not actually all that divided:

Dr. Evil swings by the Tonight Show to discuss his run for Congress to Make America Evil Again:

Trevor Noah warns that if the Republicans win today, Trump will become even Trumpier:

Samantha Bee is filled with so many feelings on Election Eve: excitement! day drunk! shitting blood!

John Oliver spent his final deep dive before the election on Last Week Tonight focusing on the Trump administration’s continuing family separation policy:

Jimmy Kimmel duped people into admitting that they voted when they absolutely had not:

Seth Meyers notes that HBO has another request for Trump following his misappropriation of a Game of Thrones slogan

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