‘Supernatural,’ ‘The Haunting of Hill House,’ a royal wedding and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

Better Call Saul: “Jimmy turns the page on his reputation” in the season finale.  8 p.m., AMC

Lodge 49: The Lodge’s fate “hangs in limbo” in the season finale, but since this series was just renewed for a second season, I wouldn’t worry about it too much. 9 p.m., AMC

Getting Naked: A Burlesque Story: A look at the Neo-Burlesque movement in New York City. 8 p.m., Starz

TUESDAY

The Flash: Get back to your own timeline, already! Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Black Lightning: “Lynn continues her quest much to the dismay of Agent Odell.” This is the first I’m learning there is an “Agent Odell” on this show. Why was I not notified earlier? Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

2018 American Music Awards: Tracy Ellis Ross hosts. ~shrug~ 7 p.m., ABC

WEDNESDAY

Riverdale: Archie’s murder trial begins. Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

All American: In this new series, a high school football player from Crenshaw is recruited to play for a Beverly Hills high school. So The OC meets Friday Night Lights. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Ratpocalypse: I’m just going to copy and paste the description of this because it is AMAZING: “A U.S. senator gives a speech to the Russian government, warning them that their crooked actions will turn them into human-sized rats. Bizarrely, his vision turns into reality, and as the world fills with panic, he becomes ostracized.” Also? It stars Casper Van Dien and Catherine Oxenberg, so I mean, come on. 10:30 p.m., Showtime Beyond

THURSDAY

Supernatural: Sam searches for Dean, who could be anywhere in the season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat: Samin Nosrat’s new cooking show will make you hungry and fill you with wanderlust. Series premiere. Netflix

Mullholland Drive: David Lynch’s masterpiece. Although I’m still not sure what happens in it. 7 p.m., Epix

FRIDAY

Titans: DC Universe’s streaming service debuts with its first series, based on the Teen Titans comic series. Series premiere. DC Universe

The Haunting of Hill House: Carla Gugino stars in this remake of the classic horror film based on the Shirley Jackson novel. Series premiere. Netflix

The Romanoffs: Matt Weiner’s new series about people who believe they are descended from the Russian Tsars is here (and not getting terrific reviews, honestly). Series premiere. Amazon

Light as a Feather: A group of girls play “light as a feather” and then begin dying off in this new teen horror series. Series premiere. Hulu

Blindspot: A “deadly new foe” emerges in the season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Dynasty: OK, but where’s Crystal? Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The best musical comedy about mental illness is finally back! Season premiere! 8 p.m., The CW

Apostle: Dan Stevens stars in this eerie period piece about a man who tries to rescue his sister from a cult. Netflix

SATURDAY

Royal Wedding Live: Princess Eugenie: She ain’t Harry, but if you need a dose of some royalty… 3:25 a.m., TLC

Cucuy: A teenage girl discovers that the Mexican boogeyman in real. 6 p.m., Syfy

Saturday Night Live: Seth Meyers and Paul Simon 10:30 p.m., NBC

SUNDAY

Supergirl: Supergirl is required when an anti-alien terrorist group tries to assassinate pro-alien leaders. Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Charmed: Three sisters discover they are witches in the reboot of the classic 90s series. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Camping: Jennifer Garner stars in this new comedy from Lena Dunham. Series premiere. 9 p.m., HBO

Shark Tank: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

The Alec Baldwin Show: I don’t know who thought we wanted or needed more Alex Baldwin in our lives, but here we are. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

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