Stephen Colbert warns his fellow Carolinians that Trump is promising to make them the next Puerto Rico:
Seth Meyers takes A Closer Look at Trump’s insane comments about Puerto Rico and concludes that Trump is “a callous incompetent moron who is an ass that is tremendously and tremendously wet.”
Trevor Noah wonders if Trump thinks Puerto Rico is “an unsung success,” what does a failure look like?
James Corden has some thoughts on Trump’s use of the word “tremendous”:
Seth Meyers gives Dummy Jr. some sound prison advice. (Because he’s going to jail):
Amber Ruffin Says What AND Why?:
Stephen Colbert gets to know Texas’ own Beto a little … beto. (I’m sorry.)