‘The Bachelor’ finale, ‘Timeless’, ‘Jessica Jones’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.


The Bachelor: Brace yourselves, because according to spoilers out there, this motherfucker right here did something HORRIBLE. It’s a three-hour finale, with a two-hour “After the Final Rose” special on Tuesday because that’s how much time people are going to require to yell at Needle Dick. 7 p.m., ABC

The Golden State Killer: It’s Not Over: Riding on the publicity wave that Patton Oswalt’s late wife’s book is creating comes this special. 8 p.m., ID

Divided States: This new series explores racial tensions and hate crimes. Series premiere. 8 p.m., A&E


The Bachelor: After the Final Rose: Hope your pitchforks are sharpened. 7 p.m., ABC

Kevin (Probably) Saves the World: Kevin helps a stranger honor his uncle’s final wishes in the season (series?) finale. 9 p.m., ABC

Borderliner: In this Norwegian drama, a cop covers up a murder to protect his family. Series premiere Netflix


Hard Sun: Earth only has five years left in this apocalyptic drama. Series premiere. Hulu

Life Sentence: A young woman who lived in the moment because she thought she had terminal cancer discovers that she was misdiagnosed and is going to live after all in this new series. 8 p.m., The CW

Hap & Leonard: Season three premiere. 9 p.m., Sundance


Marvel’s Jessica Jones: She’s back. Season premiere. Netflix

Champions: Mindy Kaling is the creator of this new single dad comedy. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., NBC

Top Chef: The finale! 8 p.m., Bravo

The Oath: 50 Cent is the producer of this new cop-gang drama that stars Sean Bean. Series premiere. Crackle


Collateral: A British detective uncovers a conspiracy while investigating the murder of a pizza delivery guy in this new series. Series premiere. Netflix

Nailed It: If you like cakewrecks.com — and who doesn’t? — you’re going to enjoy this new baking competition series. Netflix

Sneaky Pete: Season two. Amazon

Dynasty: The CW has moved their not particularly successful soap to a Friday night grave. 7 p.m., The CW


Saturday Night Live: Sterling K. Brown & James Bay 10:30 p.m., NBC

WALL-E: I genuinely think this and Up are Pixar’s two greatest accomplishments. FINE, Toy Story 3, too. 6 p.m., Starz Family

Moulin Rouge: In the event that the Winter Olympics Ice Dancing made you want to watch this again. 9 p.m., Starz Cinema


Timeless: And we’re back! Improbably! And Lucy is hanging out with Marie Curie! Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

American Idol: And we’re back! Improbably! And on a different network! 7 p.m., ABC

O.J. Simpson: The Lost Confession?: And he’s back. Improbably. In an interview that probably should not see the light of day. Here’s to hoping Fox is donating all the ad proceeds to the Brown and Goldman families. 7 p.m., Fox

Deception: In this new series, a magician — SORRY, ILLUSIONIST, MICHAEL — teams up with the FBI to catch criminals with card tricks or something. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC


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